RobiMerch

Description: Have you had an accident at work? Call the particle collision helpline. A design with an illustration showing two particles colliding as they do at CERN's large hadron collider.

Description: I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a tin foil hat warning sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

Description: I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a palm of a hand pressing on a warning sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

Description: I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with an all seeing eye warning sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

Description: I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a tin foil hat safety sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

Description: I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a tin foil hat safety sign. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

Description: I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a tin foil hat safety sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

Description: This design takes the 192.168.1.1 IP address and places a location pin above it meaning ‘here I am at the same location as my router’. The IP address 192.168.1.1 is often used as the IP address of your router. As such, you can use it to access the admin panel of your router via a web browser to make changes to your Wi-Fi network. To access your router using this IP, both your router and your computer need to be on the same network.

Description: This design takes the 192.168.0.1 IP address and places a location pin above it meaning ‘here I am at the same location as my router’. The IP address 192.168.0.1 is often used as the IP address of your router. As such, you can use it to access the admin panel of your router via a web browser to make changes to your Wi-Fi network. To access your router using this IP, both your router and your computer need to be on the same network.

Description: This design takes the 127.0.0.1 IP address and places a location pin above it meaning ‘here I am with my computer’. The IP address 127.0.0.1 is a special-purpose IPv4 address and is called the localhost or loopback address. All computers use this address as their own, this address is assigned to the local system and can not be used by other systems. 127.0.0.1 in networking terms is ‘this computer’.

Description: It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

Description: It's a crappy job. You joined the space corps to explore the universe and discover strange new worlds, but now you’re stuck assisting the science officer in his laboratory in the lower decks of the craft. Most of the testing and medical examinations you have to do on abductees aren’t too bad, but those extensive probing sessions are a real chore. Luckily there’s a new product on the market guaranteed to make your job less stressful, ProbePhobe - Universal Lubricant. Experimentation on sentient life forms made easy!

Description: Cute alien holding candy in a flying saucer design. This cute little alien has traveled the universe to collect candy.

Description: Cute alien holding candy in a flying saucer design. Inspired by the ufo/uap sighting by pilots of the USS Nimitz Carrier Strike Group who described the infrared footage as looking like a 'tic tac'. Instead of flying in a tic tac shaped unidentified flying object, this cute little alien is only here to collect candy.

Description: Cute alien in a flying saucer design. Inspired by the ufo/uap sighting by pilots of the USS Nimitz Carrier Strike Group who described the infrared footage as looking like a 'tic tac'. Instead of flying in a tic tac shaped unidentified flying object, this cute little alien is handing out mints.

Description: This simple humorous 'Don't talk to me I'm not GDPR compliant' textbased design was created for the introverts that really don’t want to engage in idle chitchat or office politics.

Description: There’s nothing quite as frustrating as the WiFi disconnecting for prolonged periods of time. At that point there is nothing to do but throw a temper tantrum, complete with snot and tears until the WiFi reconnects.

Description: An old favourite of IT support staff, user error is often referred to as an id10t error. This humorous text-based design shows the familiar windows blue screen of death with the message; Your PC ran into an id10.t error. A restart won’t fix the problem.

Description: This simple humorous textbased design was created especially for those office workers that are juggling multiple tasks and really need a break from the endless workload. Wouldn’t it be handy if we could also take a time out when a difficult situation arises? Well, now you can by simply relaxing and pointing at your ‘Please wait, I’m buffering’ merch!

Description: This design was created specifically for coders and will be appealing to anyone who hacks away at code into the early hours of the morning.

Description: This design was created for coders and opensource advocates that want to promote their principles and values of the FOSS and open source movement.

Description: There’s nothing quite as frustrating as the WiFi disconnecting for prolonged periods of time. At that point there is nothing to do but throw a temper tantrum, complete with snot, tears and trauma until the WiFi reconnects.

Description: You’re about to ace a level in a multiplayer game or you are putting the final touches on the online document when suddenly nothing is responding and you last saved 3 hours ago.

Description: It happens, you’re about to ace a level in your multiplayer game or you are putting the final touches on the online document that’s going to get you that massive pay rise when suddenly nothing is responding and you last saved your progress 3 hours ago. Oh yes, it's all fun and games until the WiFi dies.

Description: An old favourite of IT support staff, a user error is often referred to as an id10t error. This humorous text-based design ‘I don’t have time to fix your id10.t error’ is for the people that spend more time fixing other people's problems than actually doing their own work.