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Description: Murica is turning Two-Fiddy. Congrabulations! Time to sellebrate!

Description: Unc helps the elderly, because he's a helper.

Description: A little dab of old spice, a little grooming of the hairpiece, and the Old Smoothie is ready to hunt some silver foxes at the old folks home!

Description: The Fox Fights with honor

Description: Just me and my coffee... chilling out...

Description: ... when you need a hero...

Description: ... nope not today!

Description: ... for the trendy cat lover in your life...

Description: When you need a hero...

Description: Look, I know everyone is getting E-MO-SHUN-AL right now but this guy's gotta three-point plan to get all our burrito coverings back!

Description: Behold! The beautiful state bird takes flight!

Description: You know...

Description: MObile has a beaver problem, and they decided to fix it by piling up their carcasses in wheelbarrows. Can't we just love the beaver?

Description: We will eliminate your household pests! And everything else! EXTERMINAAATE!

Description: Let them you're the best at the Zombie Tipping craze!

Description: Join The Doctor for the Bootstrap Paradox Tour, next performance is last week!

Description: Join the team, we need help not coming in last...

Description: Need help with the pesky jedi? In legal trouble? Call MAUL!!

Description: If you get this, explain it to your kids...

Description: Let everyone know that you're the boss of that's OK with them?

Description: Really could have used that green mushroom

Description: Join us in this exciting new venture to terraform your new home!

Description: You will be deleted! You will be upgraded!

Description: You're a clan now. A clan of two. Your insignia will be the mudhorn

Description: Visit lovely Tatooine, and stay on our miles and miles of "beaches"!

Description: You're vintage! You're a classic! Sure, the arcade cabinet has a few dents and scratches but you have a lot of play time left!

Description: Impress your friends with your new skills!

Description: it's true... it's true...

Description: Show your support for Sunnydale High...

Description: ... we all have a little control freak in us.

Description: ... get the 12 gauge, we're going hunting...

Description: Nyaaaaahhh!

Description: Of course I do. Makes me run faster...

Description: At Aperture Labs we open doors... portals even... to a brighter future

Description: Must... get...longer...arms...

Description: Saturday is coming and the great herd is ready...