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Description: Murica is turning Two-Fiddy. Congrabulations! Time to sellebrate!

Description: Unc helps the elderly, because he's a helper.

Description: Even Unc knows to fight evil you shop smart. Shop S-Mart

Description: The first one was such a success, we're doing it again at Langam Park! Disclaimer: This is a parody shirt. In no uncertain terms we truly do not endorse slapping anyone or putting hands on them without consent. We wish you well.

Description: Don't waste that bacon grease, unleash its flavor in other dishes!

Description: Don't you dare discard that bacon grease. Save it for later!

Description: HEY YOU FREAK! LEAVE MY MOMMA OUT OF THIS!

Description: Who has Mobile on their mind all the time? Uncle Henry of course!

Description: A little dab of old spice, a little grooming of the hairpiece, and the Old Smoothie is ready to hunt some silver foxes at the old folks home!

Description: The Fox Fights with honor

Description: Just me and my coffee... chilling out...

Description: ... when you need a hero...

Description: ... nope not today!

Description: ... for the trendy cat lover in your life...

Description: When you need a hero...

Description: Look, I know everyone is getting E-MO-SHUN-AL right now but this guy's gotta three-point plan to get all our burrito coverings back!

Description: Behold! The beautiful state bird takes flight!

Description: MObile has a beaver problem, and they decided to fix it by piling up their carcasses in wheelbarrows. Can't we just love the beaver?

Description: Let them you're the best at the Zombie Tipping craze!

Description: Join the team, we need help not coming in last...

Description: Need help with the pesky jedi? In legal trouble? Call MAUL!!

Description: If you get this, explain it to your kids...

Description: Let everyone know that you're the boss of that's OK with them?

Description: Really could have used that green mushroom

Description: Join us in this exciting new venture to terraform your new home!

Description: You're a clan now. A clan of two. Your insignia will be the mudhorn

Description: Visit lovely Tatooine, and stay on our miles and miles of "beaches"!

Description: You're vintage! You're a classic! Sure, the arcade cabinet has a few dents and scratches but you have a lot of play time left!

Description: Impress your friends with your new skills!

Description: it's true... it's true...

Description: ... we all have a little control freak in us.

Description: ... get the 12 gauge, we're going hunting...

Description: Of course I do. Makes me run faster...

Description: At Aperture Labs we open doors... portals even... to a brighter future

Description: Don't believe in magic? I can force water through these magic beans and it'll give me wisdom, speed. and energy...

Description: If you're going to fail a roll, make it EPIC!