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Confusing? Dumb? Both? At first glance, it's just a patriotic Red, White, and Blue shirt... but, wait, why is the "Red" blue? why is the "Blue" red? why is the white black? ConfusingShirts.com ? WorstTshirtDesignerEver.com?

101 Startup Words! If you work in and around startups, most of these words should resonate - although some might give you anxiety :)

When you try to fart, but you accidentally sh*t (a little)... it's a SHART!

No. (Oh, in Spanish? No.)

Always know your safe word!

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I 69 in Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas.

Is it dumb? Of course it is. But we like dumb stuff :)

MUSTARD (YouHaveSomethingOnYourShirt.com)

Yep, pretty damn random... (NOTE: All words will also appear individually on their own shirts)

Whether you actually talk like this or just like to mock people who do... OMG! WTF! LOL!

The evolution of a night out??

KETCHUP (YouHaveSomethingOnYourShirt.com)

Thirsty. Whether you're thirsty for a drink or thirsty for a ****

We'll have each of these words on separate shirts too, but collectively they could theoretically describe an entire night out, no?

A COFFEE STAIN (You have A COFFEE STAIN on your shirt!)

It happens to the best of us... [Spoiler Alert: They get worse as you get holder.]

Honestly? No idea how to describe this one (or what types of people in what situations would want to wear it... but somehow people like it - and are buying it!)

Is this dumb? deep? confusing? (www.ConfusingShirts.com)

I 69!

Having a bad day? Stressing about petty problems or insignificant issues? Let this be your reminder: IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE!!!

As much as things suck, As bad as they get, If you got fired or dumped, If you're broke or in debt, If you're aging or balding, or slam your hand in a door, Don't Ever Forget: IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE!

At least it's not the "F" word!

Just EXISTING. No more, no less.

There's not much to explain... it is: Literally. This. P.S. It's just a coincidence that they're Christmas colors... but don't let that stop you from making it a stocking stuff!!!)

If you know what half these letters mean, you might be in the "Startup World"

A BARBECUE STAIN (YouHaveSomethingOnYourShirt.com) We already had Ketchup, Mustard, and Coffee... so I thought Barbecue made sense... and, ok, yes, we also like the song...

I can't... I literally can't... I literally can't even...

I-69 in Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas.

Wait!! Stop!! I CAN'T READ IT!!!!

Does this shirt mean that you will be MAKING a mistake tonight? Or that you ARE the mistake (for someone else to make)?

STARTUPS - A.A.A. (Abbreviations And Acronyms) If you're a Startup Entrepreneur (or work for one), particularly in Tech, then you probably know what all these letters mean... and other people probably think it's gibberish.

Disclaimer: We do not condone drinking to the point of blacking out... However, sometimes this is how a night goes - particularly in (or within a few years of) COLLEGE!

Let's be honest - only half of you who use this expression even have a clue what it means, right?

It's my DRINKING shirt!

Want a shot? Want to come home with me? Do you agree under penalty of law that you are at least 21 years of age, unmarried, and not carrying an STD? Yes? Yes? Yes? (YES!)