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Description: Confusing? Dumb? Both? At first glance, it's just a patriotic Red, White, and Blue shirt... but, wait, why is the "Red" blue? why is the "Blue" red? why is the white black? ConfusingShirts.com ? WorstTshirtDesignerEver.com?

Description: 101 Startup Words! If you work in and around startups, most of these words should resonate - although some might give you anxiety :)

Description: When you try to fart, but you accidentally sh*t (a little)... it's a SHART!

Description: I 69

Description: I 69 in Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas.

Description: Yep, pretty damn random... (NOTE: All words will also appear individually on their own shirts)

Description: Whether you actually talk like this or just like to mock people who do... OMG! WTF! LOL!

Description: The evolution of a night out??

Description: We'll have each of these words on separate shirts too, but collectively they could theoretically describe an entire night out, no?

Description: Honestly? No idea how to describe this one (or what types of people in what situations would want to wear it... but somehow people like it - and are buying it!)

Description: I 69!

Description: There's not much to explain... it is: Literally. This. P.S. It's just a coincidence that they're Christmas colors... but don't let that stop you from making it a stocking stuff!!!)

Description: If you know what half these letters mean, you might be in the "Startup World"

Description: As much as things suck, As bad as they get, If you got fired or dumped, If you're broke or in debt, If you're aging or balding, Or slam your hand in a door, Don't ever forget: IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE! Copyright, ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com (Translation: please don't steal our stuff for use elsewhere! Contact [email protected] with questions)

Description: I can't... I literally can't... I literally can't even...

Description: STARTUPS - A.A.A. (Abbreviations And Acronyms) If you're a Startup Entrepreneur (or work for one), particularly in Tech, then you probably know what all these letters mean... and other people probably think it's gibberish.

Description: Disclaimer: We do not condone drinking to the point of blacking out... However, sometimes this is how a night goes - particularly in (or within a few years of) COLLEGE!

Description: Um... this could be a problem!!!

Description: Note: We do not condone drinking to the point of blacking out... However, sometimes this is how a night goes - particularly in (or within a few years of) COLLEGE!

Description: Affirmative! Negative. Ambivalent?

Description: As much as things suck, As bad as they get, If you got fired or dumped, If you're broke or in debt, If you're aging or balding, Or slam your hand in a door, Don't ever forget: IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE! [Copyright: ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com (Translation: please don't steal our stuff for use elsewhere! Contact [email protected] with questions. Thanks!)]

Description: I can't... I literally can't... I literally can't even... I literally can't even explain how dumb you sound! Whether you actually talk like this or just like to mock people who do, we literally can't even think of a reason you shouldn't buy this shirt :)