Are you tired of tofu? Do you want something vegetable-based with that real-bird taste? Then you need get down with baddest taste in town! Jive Turkey is a fine cuisine made from beans, and greens' with peas, corn, and Maybe Gravy to cover the scene!
Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!
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suspended animation, sarcasm, appreciation gift, thank you, gift idea
Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!
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comedy, funny gift, gag gifts, gift idea, sarcasm
The Pyroclastic Blast is the Multi Fireball technique used by Kacii Omega; SWA world champion and mixed martial arts instructor at the Pembo Dojo. The technique was learned after meditating for ten days, in a cave, behind a lavafall.
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video game, gaming, comic books, double fireball
Want everyone to know you've been Port Sanford so they can ask you EVERYTHING about your trip? Let someone know that you've been somewhere cool. Somewhere nice. Let them know that you're a somebody that's been somewhere - like Port Sanford, Sandonesia.
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humor, paper tiger, comics, suspended animation, travel
The long lost "First place winner" of Shirley's World Karaoke Competition in Port Sanford. He actually came in second, but due to the disappearance and disqualification of the first place winner, he was granted the $10,000 prize money and a recording contract. He is now known to most as rapper, Reesy Peesy!
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dagle, singining, claude dagel, manga, suspended
For the most part master Pembo is a good-natured gentlemen with a calm demeanor, but sometimes even HE loses control. Don't miss out on this rarely seen moment.
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humor, suspended animation, master, chibi, manga
Nancy has a message for everyone. Whether it's someone touching you inappropriately or people keep asking you for too many favors, no still means "NO!"
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fancy nancy, public service announcement, comic books, psa, eric rowsey
Lookout, Internet! There’s a TIGER on your… shirt!? Straight from the pages of the new cult comic sensation, Paper Tiger, comes a design that portrays Port Sanford’s native hero practicing his patented Liverpunch! Be the first of your friends to own this woven eye-worm. Impress the guys! Impress the ladies! Gain back the respect of your community! After all: Who can deny a person who’s great enough to wear a hero on their chest?
Port Sanford native and former child star, Arnold Webster has teamed up with Suspended Animation to distribute this fine design! It captures that his iconic wink at the fourth wall, topped with his famous catchphrase!
Owner of the first Japanese Soul Food restaurant and Private Investigator, Akira Jones is one of Port Sanford's greatest heroes. If you see him talking to himself it's probably because he's receiving a psychic message from his mentor, Colonel Julip.
Are you in a the midst of an airborne pandemic, trying to get in and out of the store, or just a plain recluse, but can't seem to do anything without someone in your face with a trivial opinion or comment. Suspended Animation can help alleviate your anxiety with these print designs. Hopefully folks will see your illuminating merchandise and take heed.
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coronavirus, safe, paper tiger, social distance, recluse
Gus Gus was brought to human consciousness when he swam into a pool of Djinn Water, located in the Tengu forest. Since then he has given new meaning to the term "Drink like a fish".
Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!
Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!
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suspended animation, clock, hero, black superhero, lil g
Frugal's Department Store has been in business since 1939. "Now you're shopping with cents" has been their slogan since 1955 due the fact that all of their clothing - at the time - used to cost under $3.00. That, of course, is not the case now. Due to their lack of originality (as well as their recent label of having the highest prices in retail) Frugal's is facing foreclosure.
Looking for something practical, but temporary? Around A Dollar Discount Emporium is all that AND, literally a bag of chips! We guarantee that everything in our expansive warehouse is around a dollar less than suggested retail price! Who needs to shop with cents when you can save dollars!?
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paper tiger, spoof, capn midnite, suspended animation, gift idea
At the Medical Bank of Port Sanford, we can help you - help yourself - by saving your blood, DNA. and organic material. When an emergency occurs, you won’t have to wait for a donor. The Medical Bank will be there with cloned versions of your organic material; ready to serve YOU! Let the world know that YOU are the most important person in your world.
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paper tiger, suspended animation, red cross, cloning, donation
Titan Brewing has been a staple of Port Sanford since 1983. They have had a long running rivalry with their competitor, Olympian! The high alcohol content and wonderfully exotic flavors have kept Titan on the top of the mountain, though! Titan - Don't just get drunk! Get Drunk with POWER!
Snake Awl is the energy drink for those who really need that "get up and go" without feeling "plumb tuckered" a few hours later. Snake Awl is made of all natural ingredients so you don't leave chem trails behind! Remember: You ain't sayin' nuthin slick... to a can of Awl!
Pinshot is the world of Suspended Animation's newest social media site. Members model and post pictures of products provided by a sponsor. Payment compensation is rewarded to members for reaching out to their followers.
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pinshot, model, parody, anime and manga, indie comic
The island of Hindindoo is home to the official gaming system of the Sandonesian Islands! Now you can collect gear to let the world know how much of a gamer you REALLY are!
The shirt reads: Suspended Animation is proud to partner with the next generation of an Old School Style gaming system. You've played Hindindoo, but now with patented B-MAD (Button Mash All Day) technology, the Hindindoo brings you into the world of gaming. With a slew of releases ready to hit the shelves you can jump, crawl, solve, sweat, sleep and breathe your way through virtual worlds, exclusively on the Hindindoo Yuu. NO other consoles have the capabilities that the Hindindoo Yuu has, because with the Hindindoo , we bring YUU into OUR world....
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paper tiger, parody, comics, suspended animation, humor
The Pyroclasm is an ancient Sandonesian energy technique which has been mastered by Kacii Omega. He harnesses volcanic chi to create a
flowing projectile made up of a mixture of hot gas, hot ash, and lava.
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volcano, capn midnite, paper tiger, volcanic, kacii
When you think of Port Sanford, you think of New Dixie. When you think of New Dixie, you think about a long ride, on the dustry trail, from Westwright Ranch to the Ame Desert. Well, we here at New Dixie have captured the essence of the rugged Sakura Mountains and recycled it into a flavor fit for a true Slinger! Light up a Second Hand and not only help yourself, but help the environment as well!
When you think of Port Sanford, you think of New Dixie. When you think of New Dixie, you think about a long ride, on the dustry trail, from Westwright Ranch to the Ame Desert. Well, we here at New Dixie have captured the essence of the rugged Sakura Mountains and recycled it into a flavor fit for a true Slinger! Light up a Second Hand and not only help yourself, but help the envirnoment as well!