

Description: When other department stores were out of stock, this place usually had a backstock of anything and everything.
Jefferson Ward
$23
A & P
$23
Description: Long before some OTHER twins entered the candy game, this two-for-one product rose to the top, and then was quickly forgotten.
Summit Plain
$23
Description: Long before some OTHER twins entered the candy game, this two-for-one product rose to the top, and then was quickly forgotten.
Summit
$23
Afternoon Nap
$23
Description: Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!
Description: Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!
Description: Let your friends know how totally awesome you are with your Official Suspended Animation gear!!!
Logo
$23
Description: The long lost "First place winner" of Shirley's World Karaoke Competition in Port Sanford. He actually came in second, but due to the disappearance and disqualification of the first place winner, he was granted the $10,000 prize money and a recording contract. He is now known to most as rapper, Reesy Peesy!
Mark Dagel
$23
Description: Lookout, Internet! There’s a TIGER on your… shirt!? Straight from the pages of the new cult comic sensation, Paper Tiger, comes a design that portrays Port Sanford’s native hero practicing his patented Liverpunch! Be the first of your friends to own this woven eye-worm. Impress the guys! Impress the ladies! Gain back the respect of your community! After all: Who can deny a person who’s great enough to wear a hero on their chest?
Vote or Die
$23
Description: Since Port Sanford is known as the "Costumed Jungle" the gang has decided to dress up as their favorite Star Wars characters.
Paper Solo Cr
$23
Description: Owner of the first Japanese Soul Food restaurant and Private Investigator, Akira Jones is one of Port Sanford's greatest heroes. If you see him talking to himself it's probably because he's receiving a psychic message from his mentor, Colonel Julip.
Akira Jones
$23
Description: The face that launched 1000 jokes! Fukko is the character who started Ghetto Comics, which lead to Suspended Animation, and several other incidents. Here he is in true fashion; while his "tour manager" escorts him back to his office!
Fukko the Clown
$23
Description: Are you in a the midst of an airborne pandemic, trying to get in and out of the store, or just a plain recluse, but can't seem to do anything without someone in your face with a trivial opinion or comment. Suspended Animation can help alleviate your anxiety with these print designs. Hopefully folks will see your illuminating merchandise and take heed.
Too Close
$23