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This shirt is designed to let the Christmas-lover in your life know that the holiday spirit has been sucked out of America. Wear it to your local Starbucks, and the throngs of protesters outside are sure to bow their heads and weep at the knowledge that their efforts are futile, and the lack of reindeer and Christmas trees on your festive anti-holiday sweater is a sure sign that America has truly, truly fallen.

Tags: christmas, satire, starbucks, holiday


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