Autopsy is gross. It's also uncomfortable. Plus it can kill you! Cryonicists know how dangerous autopsy can be. Make your wishes known and do what you can to avoid autopsy. Dawn this Do Not Autopsy shirt and support your right to exist as long as you want to.
IF DEAD...COOL HEAD
Only Cryonicists will get it. If you're a funded Cryonicist or even if you're just someone who likes to imagine ice on your head in the event of your legal death, then you might want to pick up this shirt.
Plus your purchase supports your right to exist for as long as you want to.
Water Bear Lair is all about help you exist for as long as you want to. With this Exist for as long as... you want to! design, you'll show your support for your right to exist and contribute to longevity.
Water Bear Don't Care is a core slogan of Water Bear Lair where we support your right to exist for as long as you want to. Water Bear Lair is a survival blog where readers learn how to survive everything from basic cuts and scrapes to existential threats. If you support longevity, life-extension, cryonics, transhumanism, or even just survival, then this design is for you.
Your purchase helps support your right to exist for as long as you want to.