Description: Congratulations! You survived the most convoluted, homicidal public transit system in Dungeon Crawler World: Earth! The Nightmare Express is one of the trains that connects to Station #83, the first transfer station the Royal Court of Princess Donut uses as a base of operations on the Fourth Floor.
Description: OK, how do I describe this shirt of a possessed ... doll head without getting busted by tee...er the system AI? Kicking around as everyone's favorite matricidal Lika Sox Doll Head, Psamathe (Samantha to her friends), is a banished lesser deity and a Withering Spirit. She will unalive your mother.
Description: Raul is on the verge of a breakthrough. Through meditation, perseverance, and maybe a little divine intervention, he will enrich his chi to the breaking point, where he will combine it with his inner core. He cares not for your Bedlam Bride or T'Ghee cards. He does thank Morph for his re-ascension.
Description: Seriously? ANOTHER LIST? You're killin' me, Smalls. And WTF is with this list? WAY too short, dude. Go ahead and start arguing with me about the author order, too. My familiar won't even let me summon them until I rearrange.... You know what? Tough. This is the list. For the moment. At least it's populated with some of LitRPG's best names. Shirtaloon, Dinniman, Krout, Zogarth, Pirateaba, Kong. Yes, there are many others, but I only had so much space.
Description: Really? REALLY? ANOTHER LIST SHIRT?? I can't even. And while this list of LitRPG voices is way too short, dammit, an attempt had to be made. These voices fill my head, and they probably do yours, too, ya LitRPG junky (otherwise, you probably wouldn't have clicked on the image).
Description: Mongo actually is NOT appalled that he gets his very own shirt. Show your love for your favorite Velociraptor Mongoliensis in the Dungeon. Princess Posse approved! Share your love for the Royal Court of Princess Donut in this fan-made parody NO AI design featured on HiZev, the directory of DCC fan art.
Description: Do you spend your days sighing heavily, pinching the bridge of your nose, and trying to prevent an aggressively casual Australian from mocking the local adventuring community? Channel your inner Rufus Remore with this design. While "My Family Runs a School" sounds like a mild icebreaker on Earth, in Pallimustus, it’s the ultimate exasperated flex…and popular drinking game.
Description: Princess Donut is making a bold fashion choice in this season of Dungeon Crawler World. Her Majesty, GC, BWR, NW, Best in Dungeon Princess Donut has taken the dungeon by storm with her Enchanted Fae Scale Quadruped Crupper of the Fleet, the stunning Enchanted Tiara of the Inebriated Dragonfly with citrine gem, and, of course, her Prism Industries Capacitating and Focusing Goggles. This lovely rendering was created with all of her beloved Princess Posse members in mind.
Description: It's kind of my thing. I know, being a ninja interdimensional warlock has its drawbacks, but on the whole, it's AWESOME, mate! But sometimes you can't decide on what *kind* of awesome. For those situations, consider this swanky checklist of what makes Jason Asano totally awesome. even more awesome than the second season of A-Team, or a cool Airwolf chopper (Thanks, Shade!). This hoodie offering in dried blood is a special resize from the t-shirt so we could fit all of Jason's "things" above the pocket. Larger list designs are available in the Zypod store. Perfect for those moments when you’ve insulted a local deity, toppled a government, or made a really, really good sandwich. Being awesome is a lifestyle choice.
Description: Handling PR for Princess Donut and Dungeon Crawler Carl can be time-consuming, and you might not get a chance to see your favorite Gilmore Girl's obsessed Kua-Tin. I know I never get to chat with her. So next time you see a member of the Royal Court, make sure to ask 'em to "tell zev i said hi." +0 to any stat: Provides absolutely no protection against dungeon mobs. Warning: Wearing this shirt does not improve your dungeon rank, nor does it get you special access to the tunnel social media boards.
Description: NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You’ve survived long enough to realize that your dignity is a depreciating asset. We all know you saw the Pork Boy Snick featuring Carl’s Naughty Little Piggy. Announce it with pride! Features a color palette and font choice that is legally distinct yet instantly recognizable to anyone who spent too much time on the internet before the world ended. and it’s definitely going to get you some very specific looks from the Borant Corporation executives. OMG CARL. WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? IT’S TACKY, IT’S SUGGESTIVE, AND I’M 90% SURE IT’S A COPYRIGHT VIOLATION IN THREE DIFFERENT STAR SYSTEMS.
