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Dragonwolf & the Banana Bandit

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Horror Hands (light version)

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This fake or fantasy football team features a crazy sewer gator named Chuck as their mascot. He's got a bite and should not be around footballs (or people). Cheer on this fantasy team while they play a game of egghand with the not-so-best of them. Keep your friends guessing during the season about what team you support with this great team shirt.

The light is red... uh pink... maybe yellow... purple... ok green! Let's A Go!

This angry red venn diagram shows the point(s) of impact between two sides of a culture clash. Are you bird, pig, or egg?

College Math: It's easy... Triangle + Circle = Pizza. Food, Design, Math, Art, and humor all wrapped up.

meh interjection 1. an expression of boredom or apathy adjective 2. unimpressive; boring: The first few songs were meh. 3. bored or apathetic: I'm feeling a little meh.

The Patterned feather is a colorful feather shaped design with an Abstract nature scene inside of it. The scene has been styled, textured, and saturated to create an interesting and visually dynamic pattern within the feather.

A minimal artistic take on a cult video game classic. Made of basic shape and only 3 colors this battle to the death is captured in the most simple of ways.

A Jose Canseco bat? Hockey Stick, Golf Club, and a Hockey Mask... fighting ninjas, aliens, and mutants ain't easy so it is good to have a pushy sidekick to help you out. This teenage duo kicks some serious justice while handing out penalties of the slashing and five-minute game misconducts for roughing.

The brave Hare takes flight. Soaring high above the ground on an unusual air jet hair dryer. It's funny, it's cute, it a pun in action.

This angry yellow venn diagram shows the point(s) of impact between two sides of a culture clash. Are you bird, pig, or egg?

With his warm scarf, fuzzy ear muffs, and dual candy canes this little holiday skull braves the cold and snow. His nose is red and the snow flakes fly around him. Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones. Stay warm.

1. Self-confidence, Self-assuredness. As in basis for belief in ones self in a situation. Esp. I context of contest or display of skill such as sexual advances or going into battle. 2. Good luck fetish / charm to bolster confidence. 3. ability to bounce back from a debilitating trauma and negative attitude