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Always remember that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Turning the Hello into hell is Selina's speciality.

Always remember that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Dedicated to the most stable computer system for communicating with "the company".

Everything was going great until you rolled the worst thing possible.

Before there was Blockbuster, there was Ritz video. The best place for all your VHS needs.

The best college in England and much better than the Footlights College

*Nobody* expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency. Our *three* weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical dedication to the pope.

Channel some eerie charm with this t-shirt featuring the memorable quote, "I Myself am Strange and Unusual." Perfect for fans of Tim Burton's cult classic, this piece combines gothic style with dark humour. Whether it's Halloween or any day you feel a bit supernatural, this shirt is your go-to for a touch of the otherworldly.