Commitment Issues Bags

Description: Swipe left energy (next). Ghosting survivor humor (too soon). Dry text specialist (k. cool. nice.). Red flag detective (pattern recognition king). Situationship avoidant (label me? never). Commitment issues club (membership for life). Dating app fatigue (thumb cramp). Cringe bio expert ("fluent in sarcasm"). I've peaked thanks (comfortable here). Romance skeptic real. Love is a scam.

Description: Commitment-phobia, but make it retro gaming. If you've ever rage quit a relationship faster than a boss fight, this one's yours.