Float Bags
Description: Bigfloat sightings are on the rise in Canada. Campers in multiple national and provincial parks have reported a “harry individual” going “full send” and “shredding up our site with sick moves at top speed” along with a “complete disregard for hygiene”. Park rangers are telling the public to keep and eye on their “roasted marshies” and “stoked” to hear any reported sightings of this onewheeling beast.
Description: A funny and sarcastic raccoon summer design featuring a chill trash panda relaxing on a pool float with a tropical drink and sunglasses. Perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcastic quotes, raccoon lovers, and anyone surviving summer with pure attitude. This playful animal artwork makes a great gift for beach trips, pool parties, vacation lovers, and people who enjoy cute chaos with a rebellious twist.
Description: Arrived with nothing left. Stayed for everything. This retro skeleton pool party tee captures the exact energy of showing up to summer completely drained — and somehow having the best time anyway. Bold clean illustration with a skeleton riding a watermelon slice like the icon they are. For pool lovers, summer chaos survivors, and people running on pure vibes.
Dead-On-Arrival-But-Make-It-Pool-Party-Skeleton-Watermelon-Summer-Tee Bag
by SketchTee
$19 $24