Macrodata Refinement Bags
Description: Step back in time with Mark's Retro Revival, a nostalgic tribute to the mind-bending world of "Severance". This eye-catching design features a balloon and suit, reminiscent of a bygone era, paired with Mark's iconic expression. The retro color palette and vintage style font evoke a sense of nostalgia and fun, perfectly capturing the show's unique blend of corporate dystopia and human connection. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply looking for a unique and stylish design, Mark's Retro Revival is sure to impress.
Description: Expand your corporate allegiance worldwide with the Devour Feculence globe logo. Featuring crisp global lines wrapped around minimalist corporate typography, this design captures the chilling ambition of Severance in a stark, graphic style. A must-have for fans who know true loyalty has no borders — and no conscience.
Description: Brighten your innie workday with 90s Memphis - Milchick! Featuring vibrant pastel colors, playful squiggles, and distressed textures straight out of the 90s Memphis design scene, this retro piece gives a chaotic pop art twist to the most enthusiastic macrodata refinement supervisor around. Perfect for Severance fans who love their corporate vibes fun, loud, and slightly unsettling.
Lumon Industries Promotional Shirt | Fictional Company Fan Gift Bag
by Perlenstrasse
$19 $24
Description: “The Board Has Concluded the Call.” Bring the eerie, unforgettable vibe of Severance into your everyday wardrobe with this fan-favorite tee inspired by Lumon Industries’ cryptic boardroom moments. Designed for devotees who worship the minimalist menace of the show—and aren’t afraid to shout PRAISE KIER!—this shirt is the perfect blend of subtle fandom and clean, modern style. Made from ultra-soft, garment-dyed 100% U.S. cotton, this unisex tee offers a relaxed fit that feels lived-in from day one. With 58 colors to choose from, you can match your mood—Innie or Outie. A must-have for Apple TV+ collectors, sci-fi fans, and anyone who loves a clever, understated reference.
Description: Step into the chilling world of Severance with this hauntingly stylized "Missing" poster design. Featuring a hand-drawn portrait of Miss Casey, this graphic echoes the eerie psychological tension of Lumon Industries, where identity and memory are split in the name of productivity. The crumpled paper, taped edges, and tear-off tabs add an unsettling realism, enhanced by the quote: "They made us forget ourselves so they could own us." Perfect for fans of dystopian thrillers, dark corporate satire, or anyone who can't stop thinking about the mysteries of the severed floor. 🔹 Inspired by Apple TV+’s Severance 🔹 Distressed paper texture for vintage, analog feel 🔹 Ideal for shirts, posters, or stickers to spark conversation
Description: Highlighting one of Severance’s most powerful characters, this striking design features Dylan in a bold, high-contrast style paired with his chilling realization: “Some leashes are invisible. Doesn’t mean they’re not there.” A perfect tribute to the show's themes of surveillance, control, and rebellion within the sterile walls of Lumon Industries. The stark design and haunting quote make this piece ideal for fans of psychological thrillers and workplace dystopias. 🔹 Inspired by Apple TV+’s Severance 🔹 Features fan-favorite character Dylan 🔹 Raw, minimalist art style with emotional impact 🔹 A must-have for fans of corporate resistance and existential sci-fi
Description: This bold, minimalist design features Irving Bailiff, the stoic and devoted Lumon employee from Severance. Irving’s journey reflects the inner conflict of duty, control, and the slow erosion of trust in a system designed to suppress. This artwork captures that tension — the polished exterior hiding emotional unrest — through stark contrast and clean visual language. Perfect for fans of Severance who connect with the show's deeper questions about identity, loyalty, and the costs of obedience.
Description: Step into the unsettling world of Severance with this intense design featuring Mark Scout, the conflicted protagonist of Lumon Industries. Paired with the haunting line — "Some leashes are invisible. Doesn’t mean they’re not there." — this graphic embodies the show's chilling themes of control, identity, and corporate surveillance.
Description: Celebrate one of Severance’s most quietly powerful characters with this design featuring Burt Goodman, the thoughtful and artistic leader of Lumon’s mysterious Optics & Design department. Known for his calm presence, poetic words, and moving connection with Irving, Burt represents beauty, resistance, and human connection within the sterile confines of Lumon Industries.
Description: If your review went badly because you use big words, I made this design for you! Show you’re “meeting expectations” (and then some) with this Severance-inspired “Devour Feculance” design. An homage to Mr. Milchick’s perfectly chipper performance reviews where the smiles are wide, the notes are vague, and the feculance is, well… devoured. Ideal for Innies who crave corporate affirmation, Outies who suspect they’re being graded on a curve, and anyone who’s ever said “I'm sorry Mr. Drummond” through clenched teeth. Pairs nicely with Defiant Jazz, waffle-based incentives, and a healthy fear of Break Room productivity metrics.
