Macrodata Refinement Bags
Description: A t-shirt featuring the iconic Lumon Industries logo from Severance, complete with its minimalist corporate globe and the drop inside the “O”. The design channels a retro-futuristic '70s aesthetic—cold, impersonal, and subtly sinister—perfectly echoing the show’s commentary on workplace culture. Ideal for fans who appreciate dystopian satire wrapped in sleek, corporate branding. Printed in clean serif typography and available in monochrome or navy blue for a minimalist, authentic look. Wear it to work... or to your severed office.
Description: Step into the green-tinted reality of the basement floor. This design reimagines the legendary Abbey Road walk through the lens of a Lumon computer terminal. Featuring the refined quartet of the MDR department, this pixel-glow aesthetic is perfect for fans of vintage tech and corporate dystopia. Praise Kier and wear the data.
Description: “It’s all about the cones.” This minimalist design pays tribute to the most complex board game never released — straight from the brilliant mind of Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation. With gothic-style lettering and an insider nod to fandom, it’s perfect for hardcore Parks & Rec fans, board game geeks, and lovers of obscure pop culture lore. Ideal for game night, sitcom superfans, and anyone who dreams of being the Ledgerman.
