Object Bags
Description: Euclid-class SCPs are anomalies that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable. Euclid is the Object Class with the greatest scope, and it's usually a safe bet that an SCP will be this class if it doesn't easily fall into any of the other standard Object Classes.
Description: A nerdy physics twist on procrastination and weekend laziness, featuring a cozy sleeping figure under a blanket while Newton's First Law gets hilariously reinterpreted as the ultimate excuse to stay in bed. Perfect for science lovers, physics nerds, students, introverts, and anyone who believes getting up is completely unnecessary.
Description: Drying dishes in a scene? Nope Holding a tray of food during a walk on as a waiter? Sorry Poor Improv T-Rex can't catch a break. He knows object work is important to establish the reality of the scene, but his short, stubby arms weren't made for building an environment. At least he can Zip Zap Zop. Artist: Emily Bartsch Watson
Description: A weathered piece of an American flag caught on a rusty chain-link fence, with frayed fabric, faded red, white, and blue, and warm late-day light. A striking gritty Americana photograph for fans of patriotic imagery, distressed textures, urban photography, vintage American aesthetics, and symbolic found-object art.
Torn American Flag on Rusty Fence – Gritty Americana Photography Bag
by otforest
$19 $24
Description: A quirky found face hiding in an ordinary city sidewalk, created accidentally by water utility caps, patched asphalt, concrete, and rusty street hardware. The unexpected pouty expression turns everyday infrastructure into a funny piece of urban art. Perfect for fans of pareidolia, found faces, street photography, odd photography, visual humor, and strange little details hiding in plain sight.
Description: A quiet close-up photograph of a weathered fallen leaf dusted with pale silver-gray spots beside a small natural stone on aged wood. The earthy colors, rough textures, and simple composition create a calm rustic design for nature lovers, hikers, woodland enthusiasts, fans of found-object photography, and anyone drawn to the beauty of ordinary things outdoors.
Fallen Leaf and Stone – Rustic Nature Still Life Photography Bag
by otforest
$19 $24
Description: A playful sci-fi Christmas scene featuring a glowing flying saucer beaming up a decorated Christmas tree above a snowy forest cabin. Bright ornaments, red bows, golden garland, wrapped boxes, and an icy winter landscape contrast with the futuristic UFO lights. The bold Unidentified Festive Object phrase turns classic alien abduction imagery into quirky seasonal humor, blending extraterrestrial mystery, festive artwork, and retro-inspired sci-fi style.
Unidentified Festive Object Christmas UFO Abduction Bag
by Infinitee Shirts
$19 $24
Description: Out of Sight, Out of Mind. I Swear I Didn't Forget On Purpose. — an ADHD object permanence shirt with the old saying in bold black serif and the apology underneath in small spaced capitals. For everyone who has rediscovered a whole bag of groceries in the car.
Out of Sight Out of Mind I Swear I Didnt Forget On Purpose - ADHD Bag
by BalmyBell
$19 $24
Description: A lone cowboy on horseback witnesses a massive flying saucer beaming light down over a rugged desert canyon. This vintage monochromatic sci-fi western illustration is perfect for alien believers, extraterrestrial fans, and anyone who loves a retro blend of wild west aesthetics and outer space mysteries.
Description: A feather illustrated in clean white ink lines against a dark background, arranged in a soft spiral form. The minimalist composition emphasizes light structure and contrast while keeping the design simple and modern. Graphic and understated, this artwork is perfect for fans of minimalist line illustration and organic forms. A refined piece suited for apparel and accessories.
Description: A rubber duck rendered in expressive white ink brushstrokes, featuring a rounded body, simple beak, and recognizable bath toy form in a clean minimalist composition. Textured brushwork and generous negative space emphasize the familiar shape of the rubber duck against dark backgrounds. A playful object design for rubber duck lovers, duck enthusiasts, bath toy fans, and admirers of expressive monochrome artwork. Suitable for apparel, accessories, stickers, notebooks, mugs, and home décor.
