Patch Bags
Description: 99 LITTLE BUGS IN THE CODE, 99 LITTLE BUGS. TAKE ONE DOWN, PATCH IT AROUND, 117 LITTLE BUGS IN THE CODE
99 LITTLE BUGS IN THE CODE, 99 LITTLE BUGS. TAKE ONE DOWN, PATCH IT AROUND, 117 LITTLE BUGS IN THE CODE Bag
by Gnobles
$19 $24
Description: "Keep your distance, you who are uninitiated." The motto of the 416th Flight Test Squadron Special Projects Flight based at Edwards Air Force Base. The phrase, "Procul Este Profani" is associated with Virgil's The Aeneid. It comes from when Apollo arrives at the Temple of Apollo where the prophet Sibyl utters the words "Procul, O procul este profane" before descending into Hades and discovering the future of Rome.
The Secret Patch Collection - PROCUL ESTE PROFANI —SPECIAL PROJECTS Bag
by orphillips
$19 $24
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch Bag
by Suranyami
$19 $24
Description: Perhaps the earliest of the top secret patches exposed, this interesting patch and no source information other then its translation "All Your Base Are Belong to Us." It is a real patch/program but nothing is known about it... Truly mysterious...
The Secret Patch Collection - All Your Base Are Belong to Us Bag
by orphillips
$19 $24
Description: An patch worn by employees at Legend City Theme Park in Phoenix / Tempe Arizona
Legend City Employee Patch - Phoenix Tempe Arizona Bag
by The Lonesome Robot Designs
$19 $24
Description: Official T-Shirt for Conspirinormal's Strange Realities Streaming Conference 2020. Alternate "Stitched" version. Available is many sizes and colors.
Strange Realities 2020 Official Air Force Patch Stitched Bag
by conspirinormalstore
$19 $24