Source Bags
Description: A pixelated graphic featuring a golden pyramid topped by a sword. Below the pyramid are scales of justice. Text reads "TempleOS", "Early Adopter 648x480", "16-Colors!", and "Open Source God's Third Temple". Small birds are scattered around the scene.
TempleOS Pyramid Sword Early Adopter 648x480 16-Colors! Open Source God's Third Temple Bag
by christian king studio
$24
Description: John Dewey quote: The mystery is that the world is at it is -- a mystery that is the source of all joy and all sorrow, of all hope and fear, and the source of development both creative and degenerative. The contingency of all into which time enters is the source of pathos, comedy, and tragedy.
Description: Overthinking punctuation in online messages is a highly stressful physical event. When an individual drafts a basic response, a standard period often feels incredibly hostile, forcing a desperate reliance on exclamation points to project warmth. Deciding exactly how many symbols to add before sounding completely unhinged causes a sudden spike in heart rate. It is a hilarious daily exercise in social anxiety. The person types, deletes, and retypes a simple text, treating a minor greeting like a high-stakes athletic event. This frantic punctuation panic burns serious mental calories while trying to survive a routine conversation. Transforming a tiny dot into a typing marathon turns a routine email into an absolute victory.
Description: Every community has one. Local Source of Chaos is a funny vintage-inspired raccoon design for people who somehow turn ordinary situations into minor disasters. Retro typography and old-school illustration give it the feel of a forgotten local business mascot while keeping the joke simple, relatable, and proudly chaotic.
Description: A dark psychological piece exploring the idea that evil doesn’t come from the outside — it grows from within. The design visualizes the mind as the root system of all corruption, where thoughts twist into something sinister and uncontrollable. It reflects the unsettling truth that some of the most dangerous things aren’t monsters, but human consciousness itself. Perfect for those drawn to gothic symbolism, psychological horror, and the darker side of introspection — where the line between thought and evil disappears.
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: Tomatoes Major Dietary Source Of The Antioxidant Lycopene Tomatoes Major Dietary Source Quote Awesome Great Outfit Apparel for mom, dad, brother, sister, wife, husband, son, daughter, pops, mama, papa, grandpa, grandma aunt uncle his hers him ladies. Makes a great matching family, party, souvenir, pride, vacation, clothing outfit apparel quote for Father's Day, Christmas, Birthday, Mother's Day, Anniversary, Graduation, Halloween, 4th of July, Retirement, St. Patrick's Day, Thanksgiving.
Description: During the Golden Age of hip-hop, the ultimate badge of honor was the coveted 5-mic rating from The Source magazine. It was a career-defining symbol reserved exclusively for the greats—a seal of perfection that meant a zero-compromise, no-skips masterpiece you could play from beginning to end without ever touching the dial. This illustrated design celebrates an era when lyricism was king and the music carried undeniable weight. Built for the true heads and cultural debaters, this tee is a clean conversation starter for anyone who honors the timeless classics that shaped the streets.
