Function Baseball T-Shirts
Description: A black background displays code in a programming language. The top line, in yellow, reads "(function repeat()". Below this, in white text, is a loop structure: a '{' bracket, 'while (true) {', then 'eat++;', 'sleep++;', 'code++;', and 'repeat();'. The code concludes with two closing brackets '}' on separate lines.
Description: A dark background displays white text resembling a code snippet. It features lines of code with function calls and variable assignments, including 'puthoin (ipt.prtion_ithomnation()', 'put. ste = in=_ptecokten())', 'put. s.er._cuthorterrr(())', 'put._forl a._arter_d);;', and 'put. = puthern(());'.
Description: A dark background with code snippets. The code includes 'function shiftPerspective() {', 'const currentStat = \'sad\';', 'if (currentStat === \'sad\') {', 'return \'awesome\';', '}', '// Choose awesomeness', and '// Stop being sad. Be awesome instead.'. The text is in white, yellow, and teal.
Description: A cartoon chef in a blue coat, white apron, and red scarf is holding a lit kerosene lantern in his left hand. He wears glasses and a chef's hat. The design is contained within a distressed circular emblem with a rustic border. The text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" is displayed in large block letters below the emblem.
Description: Running on low energy and questionable amounts of caffeine? This Too Tired to Function Department design turns everyday exhaustion into official emergency business. Featuring a funny low-energy warning, government agency style, and relatable tired humor, it’s perfect for sleepy humans, coffee lovers, students, workers, and professional nap enthusiasts. A playful sarcastic design for casual days, lazy weekends, or whenever your brain is temporarily unavailable. Wear it proudly when your energy reserves have officially reached critical levels.
Description: A cartoon character dressed as a train conductor holds a red and yellow signal. The character wears blue overalls, a white shirt, and a red scarf. Above the character is a speech bubble containing the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?". The title "CONJUNCTION JUNCTION" is at the top, with "SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!" at the bottom.
Description: A cartoon conductor character with a blue and white striped hat, glasses, a red bandana, and blue overalls. The character holds a red lantern with a yellow glow. Below the character, the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" is displayed in white capital letters against a black background.
