The pinnacle of craft brewing, the Hipster Beer or hips-beer (if you were into it before it was cool), is a fresh organic fair-trade locally sourced batch produced handmade vegan gluten free quinoa and wheat grass low emission beer like substance. The ultimate in ultra cool craft beers and a must have for the discerning hipster in training or fully trained gentrification expert. Enjoy cold in a mason jar in a themed former loft where milk crates are chairs for some reason.
Tags: mason-jar, brewdog, camra, ales, funny
After a healthy dose of locally sourced organic quinoa based porridge substitute, the hipsbear (pronounced hips-brrrr) emerges from his converted loft-cave in search of ironic knitwear, obscure vinyl, and things before they are cool.
Tags: gentrification, beard, obey-bear, manbun, skinny-jeans