Koalas sleep an average of 20 hours a day. This little guy spends the other 4 kicking ass and chewing eucalyptus. Unfortunately, he’s all out of eucalyptus leaving him only one option. Don’t be fooled by his teddy bear appearance – he kills with cuteness…and a pair of Uzi machine guns.
Tags: uzi, machine-guns, yellow, blue, sunglasses
This Western styled tee celebrates the famous line from Tombstone and the always witty Doc Holiday "I have two guns, one for each of you". Show your love for this epic Western with your own Doc Holiday tshirt! *Hurry, before time runs out. Order yours today* And share with all your social media friends.
Tags: tombstone, doc-holiday, val-kilmer, ok-corra, cowboy
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
Tags: book, do-androids-dream-of-electric-sheep, rick-deckard, movie, cyberpunk
Technical specifications indicate it is a love machine, however it only operates for the registered owner. Among its many features is excited embracing though affectionate inter-lip manipulation is currently only available through optional upgrade.
Tags: valentine, love, mechanical, machine, robot