Agent Orange Baseball T-Shirt

Agent Orange emerged from the oldest hollow in the Mirewood on a night when the moon refused to shine. No one remembers who cast the spell that woke them, only that the coven found a small honeycomb figure standing in the mycelium ring at dawn, already knowing everyone's name. Agent Orange speaks little but moves constantly, trailing a faint amber seep wherever they go. Enemies who underestimate their stillness learn quickly because one wrong step and the goo sets like ancient resin, holding fast until Agent Orange decides otherwise. The coven keeps them close during protection rituals and closer still when a hex needs to stick.