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Warning This Machine Does Not Know Difference Metal Flesh Funny Card

Industrial Humor Card

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.<br/><br/>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

Embrace raw blue-collar wit and dark workplace humor with this striking typography design inspired by industrial safety labels. Styled as a heavily weathered, distressed rectangular warning plaque, it features a bold red oval enclosing the word "WARNING" in crisp white lettering. Below the header, the cynical text bluntly states: "THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE." Utilizing a cracked, grungy ink texture that allows dark apparel backgrounds to show through, this high-contrast layout delivers a rugged, industrial style statement. It is the absolute ultimate apparel choice for machinists, welders, woodworkers, factory floor operators, and engineers who navigate heavy machinery with a sharp se

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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