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Babies Card

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.<br/><br/>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

It's come to this. A new human being is coming out of your body and you are in charge of it's survival on Earth. Here it comes. There's no backing out. But c'mon, there's no way it's making it out of THAT hole. Wait, the hole is stretching... Oh. My. God. What. Is. That? That thing isn't a baby. It's purple. Babies are beautiful, and they move, right? Alright, hit it's foot, slap it's butt. Jesus, what is that goo all over it? Wait...it's breathing...it's screaming... ...it lives...

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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