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Random Witch Generator (TM) Card

Witch Card

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.<br/><br/>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

While it’s true that Naturally Occurring Witches are most desirable, if you should find yourself in need of a witch and none are handy, you may want to consider the Random Witch Generator. Simply affix to a large pumpkin, pour in a capful of Witch Starter ™, calibrate the gauges, wind the key and stand well back. Very well back. Really. Expect chugging, shuddering, some green and purple smoke and an enormous bbbBBLOORRrttt! And there you have it: in this case a thankfully small and conventional witch accessorized with a seriously annoyed familiar. Should anything resembling a 400 pound slimy Spite Witch emerge, our recommendation would be to flee immediately while keeping in mind that Magic Co. accepts no liability for unfortunate o...

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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