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Agent Orange Card

Agent Orange Card

designed and sold by  Remi Haven

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.<br/><br/>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

Agent Orange emerged from the oldest hollow in the Mirewood on a night when the moon refused to shine. No one remembers who cast the spell that woke them, only that the coven found a small honeycomb figure standing in the mycelium ring at dawn, already knowing everyone's name. Agent Orange speaks little but moves constantly, trailing a faint amber seep wherever they go. Enemies who underestimate their stillness learn quickly because one wrong step and the goo sets like ancient resin, holding fast until Agent Orange decides otherwise. The coven keeps them close during protection rituals and closer still when a hex needs to stick.

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More

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