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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.<br/><br/>    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)
This is the ultimate, high-status career rebrand for anyone who has completely mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. It instantly transforms a chronic habit of missing alarms and taking multi-hour afternoon snoozes into an elite, highly specialized occupation, proudly declaring to the world that you aren't actually slacking off or avoiding your adult responsibilities—you are simply a dedicated corporate athlete operating at the absolute peak of your horizontal performance under a heavy blanket.
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• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)
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