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WARNING THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE. Card

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designed and sold by  FARMERSTYLESS

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.<br/><br/>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

A rectangular warning sign with a black border. At the top, a red oval contains the word "WARNING" in white, sans-serif capital letters. Below the oval, white text in black capital letters reads: "THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE."

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Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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