Actually Cards
Description: "Get a Ladder" A someone who grew up bullied by almost everyone for a big portion of my life, I learned that it doesn't matter what I say or do as an Autistic, there will always be someone there who thinks they deserve to "put me in my place" or "take me down a peg." And as someone who recognized the futility of painstakingly modifying everything about me to avoid being bullied only to get bullied anyway, I can honestly say...Do you want to take me down a peg? You can try, but you're going to need a ladder. I don't know you, human. Move along.
Description: A complete ring of 70s rainbow stripes circles a tiny stick figure, with the deadpan correction "Rainbows are circles. The ground is just in the way." Smug, colorful and built for anyone who has ever ruined a nice moment with a fact. A fun pick for science teachers, physics students and retro rainbow lovers who are technically correct.
Rainbows Are Circles The Ground Is Just In The Way Retro 70s Rainbow Physics Science Teacher Humor Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Actually I'm Just Here to Hold The Frequency Funny Card
by tripleoverhead
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For classical history enthusiasts and history buffs, this vintage badge design showcases an authentic Mycenaean war galley with a witty touch. Featuring the phrase Actually That's A Pentykonter, it celebrates ancient history in a refined emblem style. Ideal for anyone fascinated by the Mycenaean war galley and ancient Greek maritime power.
Mycenaean War Galley Actually That's A Pentykonter Ancient History Card
by PopArtyParty
$5.00 $6.00
Description: how off your magical driving skills this spooky season! Features a vintage retro witch flying on a broomstick with leopard accents and the hilarious pun quote 'YES ACTUALLY I CAN DRIVE STICK'. The perfect t-shirt, v-neck, or gift for witchy women, stick-shift drivers, Halloween parties, and lovers of sarcastic spooky humor!
Description: This clever design pokes fun at the historical fact that the Declaration of Independence was actually approved on July 2nd, not the 4th. With a parchment background, crossed-out '4th', quill, and a replica of John Hancock's bold signature, it's a perfect conversation-starter for history buffs. Wear this to your Independence Day barbecue or stick it on your laptop to share a little-known piece of American Revolutionary trivia.
I Don't Struggle With Autism I'm Actually Very Good At It Card
by Gabriel Official
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Add some magical attitude to spooky season with this clever witch humor design featuring the phrase “Why Yes Actually, I Can Drive Stick.” A playful broomstick joke made for witches, Halloween lovers, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic seasonal humor. Perfect for October festivities, Halloween parties, pumpkin patch adventures, or proudly showing off your witchy personality all year long.
Actually, This Is My Second Rodeo - handwriter version Card
by PureDerp
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features bold, distressed green lettering that spells out "FORTIES" with a purple outline and a blue shadow. Above it, in a red rectangle with a yellow and blue border, are the white block letters "I AM ACTUALLY IN MY". The entire composition is set against a black background.
Description: A funny and sarcastic typography design featuring the phrase "I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Really Mean And People Think I'm Joking". Perfect for fans of dark humor, witty sarcasm, and brutally honest personalities, this design delivers a hilarious take on sharp comments and misunderstood jokes.
I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Really Mean And People Think I'm Joking Card
by fatless design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and sarcastic typography design featuring the phrase "I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Really Mean And People Think I'm Joking". Perfect for fans of dark humor, witty sarcasm, and brutally honest personalities, this design delivers a hilarious take on sharp comments and misunderstood jokes.
I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Really Mean And People Think I'm Joking Card
by fatless design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Today's Goal: Don't Say What I'm Actually Thinking, funny, humor, sarcastic saying
Today's Goal: Don't Say What I'm Actually Thinking Card
by GrumpyGeezer
$5.00 $6.00
Description: My Profile Is Fake. I'm Actually A Cat. is a funny design for cat lovers who enjoy internet memes, feline humor, and quirky online jokes. Makes a great gift for cat owners, animal lovers, gamers, programmers, students, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates clever online humor.