Asteroid Cards

Description: A cool deer in a hoodie plays a glowing arcade machine labeled Galactic Void. Tentacles, aliens, and floating asteroids create a mysterious space scene. Perfect for gamers who love sci-fi and retro vibes.

Description: A cute dinosaur staying calm under a shower of fiery meteors, holding an umbrella and ready to outlast the asteroid chaos. A funny prehistoric survival design for dinosaur lovers, science fans, kids, teachers, and anyone who enjoys playful extinction humor with a cheerful cartoon vibe.

Description: Last night of the Jurassic. Artwork of a dinosaur during the night of the great extinction event (K2 boundary asteroid) of the Jurassic.

Description: Ink drawing by Fritz Schwimbeck, 1913

Description: Honestly, we do.

Description: Never Tell Me The Odds!

Description: Dinosaur Meteor Extinction Event Paleontology Science Humor for Dinosaur Lovers Paleontologists and Science Fans.

Description: Yay

Description: Awesome humorous dino design featuring bold typography and asteroid humor. A cool present idea for your husband or dad who enjoys funny palaeontology quotes, science geek humor, and retro graphic tees. Great for birthday and holiday gift giving!

Description: An alien space traveler with tentacles sits on an asteroid, holding a satchel and a pen. Surrounded by floating swords and cosmic debris in a starry galaxy background.

Description: A vibrant design featuring a comet racing through the cosmos, bursting with color and energy.

Description: This design features the witty text 'I Was Wondering Why That Star Is Getting Brighter And Then It Hit Me'. Perfect for dinosaur fans, space enthusiasts, and anyone who loves clever science puns and prehistoric humor.

Description: A beautiful illustration for printing on your T-shirt and similar items.

Description: Stand up ya beltas! Join today!

Description: A striking cosmic design featuring a heavily cratered asteroid or moon-like terrain with dramatic texture and celestial detail. Perfect for space lovers, astronomy fans, sci-fi enthusiasts, stargazers, and anyone fascinated by lunar surfaces, planetary geology, and the mysterious beauty of the universe.

Description: The dinosaurs probably thought it was pretty beautiful until it murdered them. Buy this before it goes extinct? You bet Jurass' your friends will laugh? Don't care. Pick one.

Description: funny dinosaur t shirt, asteroid

Description: I drew this for everyone who has already privately ranked their preferred apocalypse. Zombies? Respectable classic. Robots? Bold. Aliens? Optimistic. Nuclear? Straightforward. Pandemic? Been there. Meteor? No complaints, no survivors. Six options, all equally bad, rendered in the retro comic style they deserve.

Description: This dark fantasy artwork features a horned warrior archer battling giant octopus tentacles in outer space. The unique design depicts the character firing a playful banana arrow while standing on a rocky asteroid surrounded by floating debris and stars.

Description: They say 2020 is the of the virus, the aliens and the asteroid so our mission is survive

Description: Dinosaurs Taking Selfie Extinction Meteor. This Design Appeals To Paleontology Enthusiasts, Science Humor Lovers, And Fans Of Prehistoric Irony.

Description: A retro-style graphic design with a heavily distressed, weathered texture featuring a blazing comet streaking across a striped background. The background consists of four horizontal bars in a vintage color palette of yellow, orange, red, and dark brown. Below the comet, the text "HALLEY'S" is written in bold, white block letters, followed by "Firework" in a dynamic gold cursive font, and ".NEW YEAR EDITION." in smaller white capital letters at the bottom, all set against a dark charcoal gray heather background.

Description: This humorous dinosaur design captures the classic T-Rex extinction event. Perfect for paleontology fans, space enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates witty science humor. The design features the full quote: I Was Wondering Why That Star Is Getting Brighter And Then It Hit Me.

Description: Astronaut on a floating asteroid in deep space watering a glowing blue flower with a small can. Surrounded by distant galaxies, stars, and planets. Concept of hope, new life, and environment care

Description: 1955 was the year that put ASTEROID CITY on the map!

Description: A funny dinosaur design featuring a panicked T-Rex running from a flaming meteor beneath the phrase It's Fine I'm Fine Everything's Fine. Perfect for dinosaur fans, sarcastic humor lovers, and chaotic everyday situations.

Description: Shine and let others shine. It's a very positive message to reflect on and encourage others, not to be a stumbling block for others, but to help others.

Description: A stark navigational hazard sign warning pilots that the safe haven they are flying into might actually be a mouth.

Description: A striking visual depicts the planet Earth with a fiery meteor streaking towards it, causing a dramatic impact. Text at the top reads "METEOR" and at the bottom reads "CLEELAND MARCH 17, 2026". The background is black, and the overall presentation is impactful.

Description: I love movies

Description: At least he's spending time with his son...

Description: Large clouds of gas glowing deep in space, nebula and stars in deep space, glowing mysterious universe.illustration

Description: Hope you like it!

Description: BELTA-COLA

Description: Bennu is an active asteroid, sporadically emitting plumes of particles and rocks as large as 10 cm (3.9 in), (not dust, defined as tens of micrometers). +FEEL FREE TO TAG @bembureda IN PHOTOS WITH YOUR NEW T-SHIRT+

Description: Give me some space. Social Distancing required.