Attack Attack Cards
Description: A cartoon-style graphic showing a large brown bear riding a yellow bicycle on the left, while a smiling man in a checkered shirt and tie stands on the right with hands on hips. Below them, large yellow text reads: "I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED 'DAD' INSTEAD OF 'DEAD' WHE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHELS".
"I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED 'DAD' INSTEAD OF 'DEAD' WHE BEAR ATTACK... NOW IT CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT TRAINING WHELS" with Bear on Bicycle and Man Card
by antoniolero
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Nobody believed the warnings until paradise exploded into panic. As the Malibu sunset painted the sky in neon orange and pink, a monstrous great white turned the Pacific into its personal feeding ground while one fearless pin-up rider raced the waves with nowhere left to run. A lost VHS creature feature packed with retro beach horror, shark attacks, 1980s nostalgia, grindhouse thrills, summer terror, and vintage B-movie action. If you’re a fan of shark movies, beach horror, retro VHS art, creature features, summer blockbusters, and cult cinema, then I made this for you!
Description: A humorous retro-style warning graphic depicting a brown bear standing over a person lying on the grass. The person is wearing a blue shirt. Text reads "BEAR ATTACK TIP IF ATTACKED PLAY DEAD" and "IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A FEW MONUTES LATER." A sunburst effect is behind the bear.
Description: When summer heat drives beachgoers into the water, something far older and hungrier rises from the depths. In this lost VHS-era creature feature, a carefree beauty drifts across the ocean on a bright inflatable while a monstrous great white shark surges upward beneath her, jaws wide open and dinner on its mind. Packed with retro horror thrills, pulp movie poster action, vintage shark terror, grindhouse suspense, and classic B-movie creature chaos, this design captures the unforgettable spirit of cult aquatic horror. If you’re a fan of shark movies, creature features, VHS horror, retro movie posters, grindhouse cinema, ocean monsters, vintage pulp art, and classic B-movie thrills, then I made this for you!
Description: When the hottest beach party in Ibiza turns into a blood-soaked feeding frenzy, the dance floor becomes a battleground against a pack of razor-toothed mako sharks erupting from the neon surf. Inspired by explosive 70s creature features and vintage pulp horror posters, this retro shark attack design delivers bikini-clad pin-up panic, DJ chaos, and giant man-eating monsters under blazing tropical skies. If you’re a fan of shark horror movies, retro beach party thrillers, creature features, pulp sci-fi art, grindhouse cinema, and vintage exploitation posters, then I made this for you!
Mako Terror of Ibiza - Shark Attack Beach Party B-Movie Horror Card
by FilMate
$5.00 $6.00
