Attempted Cards

Description: For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

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Description: Attempted Murder Crows Ravens Bird

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Description: Attempted Murder design featuring attempted-murder, bird watcher, dark humor birding, funny attempted murder crow, halloween birder. Perfect gift for fans.

Description: A group of crows is a murder, this is an honorable attempt. BUY IT NOW to make it yours today!

Description: A clever minimalist bird pun featuring two birds perched together with the phrase “Attempted Murder.” Perfect for bird lovers, birdwatchers, crow and raven fans, and anyone who enjoys dark humor, clever wordplay, and minimalist designs.

Description: a popular novelty graphic tee featuring dark bird humor based on the collective noun for crows

Description: Two angry crows with weapons, bringing to life the classic pun “Attempted Murder”. This playful design features a mix of dark humor, clever wordplay, and cartoon chaos. Great for pun enthusiasts, bird lovers, and anyone who enjoys a little mischief with their style.

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Description: Attempted Murder Crow

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Description: Two black crow silhouettes face each other beneath the words "Attempted Murder," creating a clever dark humor pun about a murder of crows.

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Description: Attempted Murder Brewing Company Beer Logo Crows & Ravens shirt. Funny shirt for men and women who love Edgar Allan Poe, beer, birds, and reading poetry. Perfect gifts for literary fans.

Description: Attempted Murder, Funny Attempted Murder Crow, Dark Humor Birding, Halloween Birder, Bird Watcher, Spooky Season

Description: Dark humor meets clever wordplay in this hilarious "Attempted Murder" design. Featuring two crows on a branch (just shy of a full 'murder'), this minimalistic artwork is perfect for bird lovers, pun enthusiasts, and fans of gothic or macabre comedy. With bold text and silhouette style, it’s a stylishly smart shirt for anyone who enjoys a little wit with their wardrobe.

Description: A minimalist black background with the text "attempted murder" in a white, serif font. Below the text are two white birds facing each other with simple black outlines and black details on their wings and eyes.

Description: A darkly funny gothic bird design featuring two black ravens perched on a branch beneath bold distressed Attempted Murder lettering. The artwork plays on the classic murder of crows phrase with a sharp visual pun, blending macabre humor, spooky wildlife, and dramatic feather detail. The cracked typography, black background, and intense raven illustration create a strong gothic mood for fans of bird jokes, dark comedy, and clever animal wordplay.

Description: A dark graphic featuring two silhouette ravens with glowing white eyes. The text 'ATTEMPTED MURDER' is displayed below the birds in a distressed, cool blue font. The overall style is stark and ominous.

Description: A minimalist graphic with bold white text reading "attempted murder" stacked on two lines, positioned above two stylized white birds facing each other. The birds have black outlines and simple black dots for eyes. The background is a solid brown.

Description: Attempted Murder Probable Caws Crow Pun Crime Joke

Description: A monochrome composition featuring two white crows facing each other. Below the crows, the distressed text "attempted murder" is displayed in a rough, hand-written style. The overall aesthetic is stark and bold.

Description: If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder

Description: Attempted Murder

Description: A monochrome graphic featuring two ravens perched on a branch. One raven is shown with its beak open. Below the birds is the text "ATTEMPTED MURDER" in a bold sans-serif font. The composition is dark, emphasizing the silhouette of the birds. The background is a solid, deep black.

Description: A dark and moody composition featuring two black crows perched side-by-side on a weathered wooden branch. Above the crows, in large, dark purple lettering, are the words "ATTEMPTED MURDER". The background is solid black.

Description: Attempted Murder Crows Perched on Branch

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Description: A stark white silhouette of two birds perched on a branch against a black background. The text "Attempted Murder." is displayed in bold white capital letters above the birds. The style is minimalist and graphic.

Description: Two black crows perch beneath a golden moon with the pun “Attempted Murder, Probable Caws.” A darkly funny gothic bird scene for corvid lovers and raven fans.

Description: Clever and funny dark humor design featuring a pair of detailed black ravens perched on a wooden fence with the classic pun "Attempted Murder" (since a group of crows is a murder).