Avoid Cards
I Beat Cancer Now I Just Avoid Phone Calles Card
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I-Beat-Cancer-Now-I-Just-Avoid-Phone-Calls-Cancer-Survivor-Breast-Cancer-Warrior
I-Beat-Cancer-Now-I-Just-Avoid-Phone-Calls-Cancer-Survivor-Breast-Cancer-Warrior Card
by Trendora
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A disheveled figure with perpetually furrowed brows and an impatient glare taps their foot, clutching a phone. Their sole desire? To avoid everyone. Introducing Quinlan Grumbleroot, a prickly yet oddly endearing presence who cares little for any human they come across.
Quinlan Grumbleroot - There are two types of people. Avoid both. Card
by Newdlebobs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Headphones on, hat down, world blocked out. This "Lift Weights. Avoid People. Repeat." distressed graphic is the ultimate pump cover for introverted lifters. If your favorite gym machine is the one furthest away from everyone else, this bold design speaks for you so you don't have to. Perfect for powerlifters and gym rats who prefer the company of heavy iron over small talk.
Description: Best Places To Avoid MAGA UNEMPLOYMENT LINE FOOD STAMP OFFICE WELFARE OFFICE PROTESTS
Best Places To Avoid MAGA UNEMPLOYMENT LINE FOOD STAMP OFFICE WELFARE OFFICE PROTESTS Card
by Latitude Lifestyle Store
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Avoid Hangovers Stay Drunk Funny Avoid Hangovers Stay Drunk Funny monkey art with “Avoid Hangovers Stay Drunk” quote is unique design, it will attract people's attention as you walk down the street and is certain to become one of your favorites. Ideal gift for birthdays, anniversaries, christmas and other occasions. Take this Present for your best friend, mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, son, daughter.
Description: This witty design features a rustic fishing hook paired with a sarcastic quote for those who prefer the solitude of the water over the crowd. It is the perfect shirt for introverted anglers and outdoorsmen who use fishing as their ultimate escape. The weathered, hand-drawn text gives it an authentic, lived-in feel for your next trip to the lake.
Description: Dream Small Avoid Disappointment is a funny anti-motivational quote for anyone who prefers low expectations over inspirational positivity. A sarcastic mix of pessimism, cynical humor, self-deprecating comedy, negativity and realistic life advice presented in a bold vintage typography style.
Description: (ON BACK) Best Places To Avoid MAGA UNEMPLOYMENT LINE FOOD STAMP OFFICE WELFARE OFFICE PROTESTS
(ON BACK) Best Places To Avoid MAGA UNEMPLOYMENT LINE FOOD STAMP OFFICE WELFARE OFFICE PROTESTS Card
by Latitude Lifestyle Store
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For any occasion such as Birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, St.Patrick's day. Take this present for your best friend, mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend…
Those Who Avoid Their Own Feelings Will Likely Avoid Card
by Taramisous
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold, all-caps text composition on a black background. The words 'AVOID', 'NEGATIVE', and 'GARBAGE' are presented in white with distressed texture, while the first letters of each line, 'A', 'N', and 'G', are in red. The final line, 'ENJOY LIFE', is entirely in white with the same distressed texture.
AVOID NEGATIVE GARBAGE ENJOY LIFE Bold Text Card
by Illustrations By Majali
$5.00 $6.00
Description: If holiday socializing feels like a subscription you never signed up for, this funny Christmas design is for you. Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who would rather enjoy a peaceful Christmas without unnecessary conversations. The playful subscription-cancellation joke combines modern humor with seasonal frustration. An entertaining gift for antisocial friends, coworkers who need personal space, and people who have reached their annual limit of human interaction.
Santa Cancel My People Subscription – Introvert Christmas Card
by Aventi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Skip the walking and enjoy the ride with this hilarious "My Favorite Attraction Is The Escalator" design. Perfect for self-proclaimed lazy folks, stair-haters, and anyone who considers smooth, automated transport the peak of entertainment. A funny gift for people who always choose effortless comfort over unnecessary exercise.
Description: A mugshot styled graphic featuring a skeleton in an orange jumpsuit holding a sign that reads "AVOID SHIT". Height markers are visible on the sides. The text "I AVOID SHIT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF ME, NOT YOU." and "MY TEMPER GOES FROM ZEES TO ORANGE JUMPSUIT REAL QUICK" are also present.
Description: A robed skeleton pilgrim with a lantern and walking staff strides past a crossroads signpost pointing to "Work," "Monday" and "Drama," taking the moonlit path the other way, framed in ornate filigree above a ribbon reading "That's Not Part of My Journey Today." Serene, unbothered and built for anyone who has learned to walk away from what doesn't serve them. A fun pick for burned-out workers, boundary setters, Monday haters, or fans of gothic memento mori art.
That's Not Part of My Journey Today Funny Skeleton Pilgrim Lantern Signpost Work Monday Drama Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with white text and icons. The top row shows icons representing 'MULTITASKING', 'LACK OF SLEEP', 'AVOID SUNLIGHT', 'BEING CREATIVE', and 'PROBLEM SOLVING'. Below this, 'ELECTRICAL ENGINEER' is prominently displayed. The bottom section includes a recycling symbol, 'WARNING: Sarcasm Inside', '100% Organic (PG-13) For Frustration Language', and 'Caution Long hours may cause insanity'.
Electrical Engineer - Multitasking, Lack of Sleep, Avoid Sunlight, Being Creative, Problem Solving Card
by jn.anime
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem with a black background and a white outline. Inside, there is a dark grey band with white, distressed text reading "AVOID" and below it, another dark grey band with white, distressed text reading "NEGATIVITY". At the bottom, the mathematical equation "f(x) = |x|" is displayed in white.
