Avoid Cards
Description: A humorous mugshot-style graphic featuring a skeleton wearing an orange jumpsuit and holding a sign that reads 'AVOID SHIT'. The top text states 'I AVOID SHIT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF ME, NOT YOU'. The bottom text reads 'MY TEMPER GOES FROM ZEZO TO ORANGE JUMPSUIT REAL QUICK'. Includes height markings.
I Avoid Shit Because I'm Afraid Of Me Not You Orange Jumpsuit Skeleton Mugshot Card
by DORI STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Unique, Great looking and 100% custom design, makes a great gift for Adults, Men's women, and kids to show appreciation toward your coworkers, friends, and family. Check above in the "MerchSpot" to access our store for more products Available on multiple products and in almost all sizes. You can select your own product style, size, and color as you like. BUY 2 OR MORE FOR SPECIAL DISCOUNTS! .
Warning! To Avoid Injury Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Card
by The Awesome Black
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome text-based visual with white lettering on a black background. It features the phrases 'BUS DRIVER', 'TO AVOID INJURY', 'PLEASE DON'T TELL', 'ME HOW TO DO', and 'MY JOB' stacked vertically, separated by a thin line with small circles.
Bus Driver To Avoid Injury Please Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Card
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background displays a red circle with a diagonal line, signifying prohibition. Inside, white distressed text reads "AVOID NEGATIVITY". Below this, the mathematical expression "f(x) = |x|" is shown twice, also in white distressed text. The absolute value symbol is prominent.
Avoid Negativity f(x) = |x| with Absolute Value Symbol Card
by VIGOLD STORE
$5.00 $6.00
I Don't Do Math I Avoid It Funny Algebra Student Math Club Card
by Droplose
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace a realistic approach to life with this 'AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS' design. Perfect for those who appreciate cynical humor, sarcasm, and a pragmatic outlook. This funny quote is a great conversation starter for realists, friends, and family. Show off your witty perspective on managing expectations and finding humor in everyday situations. A bold statement for anyone who values honesty and a good laugh.
Description: A warning sign with a black border and white background. The top features an orange bar with "WARNING" text and a triangular exclamation mark symbol on either side. Below, two black stick figures are depicted. The left figure is hit on the head by a wrench. The right figure gestures with an open hand. Text reads "TO AVOID INJURY" in orange and "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB" in black.
Warning To Avoid Injury Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Stick Figure Graphic Card
by FARMERSTYLESS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A portrait of an opossum playing dead, with its eyes closed and head tilted back. The opossum is mostly white and grey with black markings. Above the opossum, the text "FAKING MY OWN DEATH" is arched. Below the opossum, the text "TO AVOID SMALL TALK" is written. The background is black.
Faking My Own Death Opossum To Avoid Small Talk Card
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A rectangular sign with a black border and white background. The top features an orange bar with a black triangle and exclamation mark, and the word "WARNING" in red. Below, in dark red text, it reads "TO AVOID SERIOUS INJURY." A black stick figure is depicted recoiling as another figure uses a wrench near its head.
Warning To Avoid Serious Injury Stick Figure Icon Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold statement presented in text across a black background. The words 'ill stop' are in dark blue, with 'stop' highlighted in yellow on an orange brush stroke. Below, 'at nothing to avoid' is in dark blue. The word 'negative' is in bright yellow on another orange brush stroke, followed by 'numbers' in dark blue.
I'll Stop At Nothing To Avoid Negative Numbers With Yellow and Orange Text Card
by FARMERSTYLESS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Not my circus, not my monkeys is the classic phrase for staying out of chaos while knowing exactly who the clowns are. This circus humor design brings together clown imagery, sarcastic attitude, and boundary-setting energy for anyone who prefers to avoid unnecessary drama. A fitting choice for comedy fans, circus enthusiasts, sarcastic quote lovers, and people who recognize the chaos but refuse to join it. The not my circus theme adds a witty touch to everyday style and conversation.
Description: A monochrome depiction of a skeleton standing behind a window with its arms outstretched. The text "IT'S SUCH BEAUTIFUL DAY" is displayed above the window, and "TO GO BACK INSIDE AND AVOID THE GENERAL PUBLIC" is below. The style is bold and graphic.
Skeleton At Window "It's Such A Beautiful Day To Go Back Inside And Avoid The General Public" Card
by NURUL SHAFIA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Funny Humor Design Is For Procrastinators And Introverts Who Appreciate Sarcasm And Relatable Sayings. Featuring The Quote 'Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff' For Anyone Feeling Lazy And Wanting To Do Nothing.
Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Lazy Humor Sarcastic Introvert Relatable Quote Card
by Lucenzo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Two cartoon skeletons sit cross-legged against a black background with white stars. One holds a steaming coffee mug, the other reads a red book, with a stack of books beside them. White, retro-style text above and below reads 'DRINK COFFEE AVOID PEOPLE' and 'PEOPLE READ BOOKS'.
Drink Coffee Avoid People People Read Books Skulls and Books Card
by Chacha Story Planets
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Get a laugh out of this hilarious t-shirt with a quirky print that is sure to turn heads wherever you go. With a comfortable fit and a unique design, this tee is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your wardrobe. Stand out from the crowd with this fun and playful top that is sure to spark conversation.
People 1 Star Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recom d Funny Card
by Woles Walls
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Every Time I Go Out In Public The Public Is There. I Can't Keep Living Like This! This design is for introverts and misanthropes who find humor in social discomfort. Perfect for quiet people who prefer staying home and avoiding crowds.
Every Time I Go Out In Public The Public Is There. I Can't Keep Living Like This! Introvert Misanthrope Humor Card
by PixeCraft
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, refreshingly blunt honesty policy for anyone who has completely run out of polite excuses, fake scheduling conflicts, and artificial apologies. It brilliantly skips past the standard social scripts of corporate teamwork and neighborly helpfulness, proudly declaring to the world that you possess the exact physical capability, time, and resources required to assist with the task at hand—you simply have an overwhelming, non-negotiable preference to stay exactly where you are and do absolutely nothing instead.
Description: This is the ultimate, hilariously deceptive fitness anthem for anyone whose absolute limit for daily frustration has been officially breached. It brilliantly sets up a classic bait-and-switch for fitness culture, leading people to think you are tracking mileage or hitting the gym, only to proudly reveal that your actual peak cardiovascular workout consists of rapid eye-rolling, heavy sighing, and immediately running completely out of tolerance for modern drama, slow lines, and unnecessary adult situations.
MY FAVORITE EXERCISE IS RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, legendary compliance manifesto for anyone who is physically present in an office, meeting, or social gathering solely to avoid negative consequences. It brilliantly captures the absolute bare minimum level of participation, proudly declaring to everyone in the room that while your body is technically taking up space to satisfy a rule, requirement, or contract, your enthusiasm, focus, and corporate spirit are entirely checked out and unavailable.
Description: This design expresses introversion and misanthropy with sarcastic humor. It features the text People Not A Big Fan for introverts and people haters.
People Not A Big Fan Introvert Misanthrope Sarcastic Humor Card
by Lucenzo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Express your anti social humor with 'People ...Not A Big Fan'. Perfect for introverts, misanthropes, and solitude lovers.
People ...Not A Big Fan Introvert Misanthrope Anti Social Humor Card
by SILAS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome design featuring white text on a black background. The text reads 'How to Stay Positive: Stop at Nothing to Avoid Negativity'. Below the text, a white stick figure walks to the right on a horizontal number line marked from -2 to 8. To the left of the stick figure, a red octagonal STOP sign is placed above the number 0.
How to Stay Positive Stop at Nothing to Avoid Negativity Stick Figure on Number Line with Stop Sign Card
by studiobogares
$5.00 $6.00
