Baker Time Cards
Description: Flashback to March 1985 - everyone's favourite Time Lord is suddenly and unexpectedly put on hiatus amid rumours that the show has been cancelled entirely. UK newspaper The Daily Star championed Whovians with a sticker campaign. Faithfully reproduced here is that very sticker sourced from a 41-year-old original. A very 1980s vibe.
Description: The official moral framework for the principled dessert enthusiast, establishing a rock-solid ethical code where all personal integrity, corporate standards, and core belief systems are directly anchored to the preservation and consumption of premium frosted assets.
I HAVE STRONG VALUES, AND MOST OF THEM INVOLVE CAKE Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The official fiscal override protocol for the disciplined budget manager, establishing that while an initial corporate strategy may prioritize capital preservation, all austerity measures are instantly suspended the moment a high-yield, premium frosted asset enters the local market.
I WAS TRYING TO SAVE MONEY, THEN I SAW A CAKE Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The official developmental suspension directive for the forward-thinking operator, establishing that ascending to traditional, high-overhead adulthood metrics—such as managing complex civil liabilities, navigating abstract emotional growth, and filling out endless compliance paperwork—is an entirely inefficient lifestyle choice compared to maintaining an uncompromised focus on acquiring premium frosted assets.
Description: The official alternative currency directive for the independent operator, explicitly establishing that standard fiat currency is no longer the preferred method of compensation for professional labor, and declaring that all service agreements must be fully settled in top-tier buttercream capital.
Description: The official mental wellness directive for the practical operator, establishing that instead of spending valuable hours analyzing past behavior or processing emotional data, resources should be immediately reallocated to acquire a high-density, buttercream-based recovery asset.
Description: The official organizational directive for the single-minded operator, explicitly establishing that while life presents a highly complex layout of professional, social, and logistical choices, all internal planning systems are hardwired to prioritize premium frosted assets over competing variables.
Description: The official spiritual calibration manual for the single-minded operator, establishing that ultimate enlightenment and inner tranquility are not achieved through years of isolated meditation or complex lifestyle retreats, but are precisely one high-density, buttercream-infused transaction away from full activation.
Description: Every sourdough starter lives by the same routine: keep a little, feed it equal parts flour and water, mark the jar and wait for it to double. This vintage label shows exactly that, with the rubber band at the fed line and the 2x mark at the peak. The worn print is on purpose. My own drawing. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99360965-flour-water-time-sourdough-starter-jar-label-light
