Before Work Cards
Description: Tired of emails that “hope this message finds you well”? Had enough of corporate lingo, forced positivity, and office power speak? This brutally honest dark-humor design is for anyone who’s drowning in pointless emails and workplace nonsense. Perfect for coworkers, remote workers, burned-out professionals, and anyone who wants to express exactly how they feel—without hitting Reply All.
I Hope This Email Kills Us Both – Dark Humor Vintage Typewriter Quote Card
by TORTAGRAPH
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate your golden years with a sense of humor and wanderlust! This funny retirement features tropical palm trees and a sunny island vibe, making it a hilarious gift for retirees, travelers, and anyone ready for their next great journey.
Retirement Adventure Before Dementia Tropical Palm Trees Card
by Brother Dark Designer
$5.00 $6.00
Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work,Funny Nurse Card
by Deepds
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Grim Reaper works remotely in a hood and skull slippers, typing on a laptop beside a “Death Before Decaf” mug. A sleepy black cat, dying houseplant, office checklist, and Employee of the Year ribbon deliver dark work-from-home humor.
Working From Home Grim Reaper Employee of the Year Card
by MGabrielle
$5.00 $6.00
I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do Card
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bold, multi-line text arrangement against a black background. Top line in yellow reads "Before Tackling". The next two lines in teal read "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE". The following yellow line states "Let's work on". The final line in red boldly states "NATURAL STUPIDITY". The text is large and sans-serif.
Before Tackling ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Let's work on NATURAL STUPIDITY Humorous Quote Card
by INSIDE STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do - Instead of finding you well, this email better finds you before I do I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do, I Hope This Email Finds You Well, Funny Email Quote, Funny Email Saying, Funny Office Quotes
I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do - Funny Card
by chidadesign
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro 70s cartoon illustration featuring a sleepy teal car taking flight with paper wings and a giant cup strapped to the roof. This funny design captures the daily struggle of early travel before that essential first hot drink gets you moving. A great pick for daily commuters, tired drivers, and fans of whimsical vintage art.
Coffee Before Takeoff Funny Flying Car for Morning Coffee Card
by 0reooos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny before-coffee quote design for caffeine lovers, teachers, coworkers, and morning people who need coffee first.
No Talkie Before Coffee Funny Caffeine Quote Card
by trinitydreams
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A text-based composition with three lines of bold, rounded sans-serif lettering against a black background. The top line reads "Before Tackling" in yellow. The middle line displays "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" in cyan. The bottom line states "Let's work on NATURAL STUPIDITY" in yellow and red, respectively.
Before Tackling ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Let's work on NATURAL STUPIDITY Card
by CanvasWizardStudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous comparison split into two halves. On the left, a smiling white toilet paper roll labeled 'BEFORE WORK' with arms to its sides. On the right, a sad, brown toilet paper roll labeled 'AFTER WORK' with a weary expression and slumped posture.
Before Work and After Work Toilet Paper Rolls with Faces Card
by CanvasWizardStudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold, text-based composition with four lines of text. The words 'BEFORE TACKLING' and 'LET'S WORK ON' are in a light blue hue. 'ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE,' and 'NATURAL STUPIDITY.' are in a golden yellow hue. The background is entirely black.
Before Tackling Artificial Intelligence, Let's Work on Natural Stupidity. Card
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Monday through Thursday: exhausted skeleton on a stool. Friday: exact same exhausted skeleton on the same stool — but with a party hat. Nothing changed. Everything changed. This before-and-after design is the most accurate weekly performance review ever put on a tee. For everyone who celebrates Friday not because they feel better, but because they made it through and that counts for something.
Friday Still Me Still Tired But With A Hat Skeleton Before After — Funny Work Week Humor Graphic Card
by SketchTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A weathered yellow square sign with a distressed texture. Black text reads "NOTICE" at the top, followed by "EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURING TO WORK". To the right, a stylized black eye with blue tears is depicted with three falling drops.
Notice Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work Eye Card
by BrotherNightSky
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A rectangular sign with rounded corners featuring bold black text on the left and a graphic of an eye with blue tears on the right. The text reads 'EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK'. The eye is stylized with blue iris and pupil, and several blue teardrops fall from it.
Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work Eye with Tears Card
by Ivan Belcic
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black rectangular sign with an orange border. The left side has white text that reads "EMPLOYEES MUST STOP" and orange text that reads "CRYING". Below is white text that reads "BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK". The right side of the sign features a large eye with a blue iris and pupil, with six blue teardrops falling from the bottom.
Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work Eye Symbol Card
by david man
$5.00 $6.00
Employees must stop crying before returning to work - your boss Card
by MeeM by Soll-E
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the journey of creation with this unique design featuring a split image of an adorable teddy bear, half sketch and half colorful pattern. This whimsical "Still a Work in Progress" art highlights the artistic construction process and the beauty of things still a work in progress.
I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU BEFORE I DO Office Humor Card
by WhimsyRealm Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A vintage coffee slogan for anyone who needs caffeine before tackling the day. Warm retro lettering and coffee beans make it a cheerful, fun morning gift.
First I Drink the Coffee Then I Do the Things Card
by Pennypackers
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Attention Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work Attention Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work - It's the ideal addition to your wardrobe that will keep you looking fashionable for a long time. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
Attention Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work Card
by Field & Farm Threads
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A detailed cartoon-style composition featuring a skeleton personified, sitting at a vintage computer with a mouse. The scene is enveloped by flames, creating a sense of urgency or intense work. Arched text above reads: "I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU BEFORE I DO". The overall style is bold and impactful against a solid black background.
Skeleton At Computer "I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do" with Flames Card
by EONGJE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work Card
by Alloy Corals
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A stark black background with white, pixelated text arranged in multiple lines. The text reads: 'AND THEN I WAS LIKE', 'LET'S COMMENT OUT THIS LINE', 'AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS', 'IT DIDN'T WORK', 'AND NOW IT'S BROKEN EVEN MORE', and 'THAN BEFORE'. The font style resembles early computer or video game text.
AND THEN I WAS LIKE LET'S COMMENT OUT THIS LINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS IT DIDN'T WORK AND NOW IT'S BROKEN EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE Pixelated Text Card
by studiobogares
$5.00 $6.00
Notice - Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work Card
by Shifa Anzifer
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Add a dose of humor to your workday with this eye-catching design, reminding everyone to compose themselves before diving back into the daily hustle. Perfect for office laughs and a bit of cheeky motivation!
Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work Card
by MEWRCH
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning Work Christmas: This festive item encourages lighthearted workplace morale. It adds a touch of humor to seasonal office gatherings and reminds everyone to embrace holiday cheer.
Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning Work Christmas Card
by DJ Blanco NYC
$5.00 $6.00
Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work Card
by andromeda store
$5.00 $6.00
