Bionic Cards
Description: The Bionic Woman was an American sci-fi action-adventure television series starring Lindsay Wagner that ran from 1976 to 1978. The Bionic Woman series features Jaime Sommers, who takes on special high-risk government missions using her superhuman bionic powers. Jaime first appears in a two-part episode of The Six Million Dollar Man in 1975 titled "The Bionic Woman." It's after a skydiving accident that Jaime is rebuilt similar to her Six Million Dollar Man boyfriend, Steve Austin, in exchange for going to work as an operative of the Office of Scientific Intelligence (OSI) where he works as a secret agent.
Contains Aftermarket Parts - Bionic Knee and Hip Replacement Card
by The Dorkas
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Did you know that if you had some form of arthroplasty; knee or hip replacement, that by definition, you are “Superhuman”??? If you’ve had DBS (Deep Brain Stimulation) surgery, have an ICD (Implantable Cardioverter Defibrillator), a diabetic pump, some form of prosthesis or a cochlear implant that you are again, by definition … “Having extraordinary strength, powers or capabilities; superhuman”.
Description: Welcome to the Bionic Shoulder Club! Celebrate your successful joint replacement with this funny "Custom Parts" design. An excellent choice for someone recovering from orthopedic shoulder surgery or rotator cuff repair.
Bionic Shoulder Club Funny Shoulder Replacement Surgery Card
by Abelstore7
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Did you know that if you had some form of arthroplasty; knee or hip replacement, that by definition, you are “Superhuman”??? If you’ve had DBS (Deep Brain Stimulation) surgery, have an ICD (Implantable Cardioverter Defibrillator), a diabetic pump, some form of prosthesis or a cochlear implant that you are again, by definition … “Having extraordinary strength, powers or capabilities; superhuman”.
Description: In the mid '70s, the Six Million Dollar Man was all the rage, both on TV and as a play scale action figure. In 1976, Pulsar, the Ultimate Man of Adventure, came along as the off brand answer to Steve Austin. Pulsar stood a little taller than the Bionic Man, and instead of bionic parts, he had pumping veins with real fake blood that made his organs 'pulse.' Aside from that, his head flipped open like a waffle maker to reveal a 'laser disc player' where his mission discs could be loaded. They didn't actually do anything, but the concept was cool, especially for the '70s. So yeah, while Pulsar didn't have a network TV show or bionic parts, he did have clear chest skin that revealed his internal organs for some reason.
Description: Celebrate your resilience with this funny joint replacement design! Features a humorous take on new medical hardware. Perfect for anyone recovering well.
Contains Aftermarket Parts Joint Surgery Humor T-Shirt Card
by LogaWomackn
$5.00 $6.00
