Brain Cards
Description: As a valued consumer, DYSTOP-O-MART™ knows you inside and out. Our algorithmic preauthoritization knows what you're craving before you do! —and points you to savvy, sanctioned purchasing.
Trepanning Tri-Axis Cranial Chunklets by Dystopomart Card
by DYSTOPOMART
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Design based on the chemistry of love. It is represented by a tree trunk with heart form. Inside of it, there are several gears that they have recorded the chemical formula of dopamine and serotonin. When the gears rotate, the formulas are activated and the heart beats. It is a poetic allegory of how our heart and brain works when we fall in love.
Chemistry of love: dopamine and serotonin formula (Black and white version) Card
by beatrizxe
$5.00 $6.00
Starship Troopers - United Citizen Federation Card
by CloudCityTees
$5.00 $6.00
Tung Tung Tung Sahur- Italian Brainrot, Funny Baseball Bat Meme Card
by McDermott Koepp
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Vintage 80s vaporwave Autism Pride design. A great gift for the Neurospicy person in your life.
Celebrate Minds of All Kinds 80's Neurospicy Autism Pride Card
by PUFFYP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Explain a Jungle Cruise Skipper to someone who has never been on the ride? Ever been in a discussion with a Jungle Cruise Skipper, and the most random (but funny) joke or pun comes out? Well, it's because of the very unique qualities of the Jungle Cruise Skipper's brain. This is an approximate visual representation of it.
Description: This orange and aqua funny quote design says life is painless for the brainless. Wear your sarcasm on your sleeve with this funny and mildly insulting design.
Life is Painless for the Brainless Funny Saying Card
by Punderstandable
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Forget virtual games—math was the first real escape room! This witty and colorful design combines maze aesthetics with a love for logic and problem-solving. Ideal for puzzle lovers, math students, escape room fans, and teachers who turn every lesson into a mental adventure. Showcase your nerdy brain with pride!
Math: The Original Escape Room | Clever Puzzle Design Card
by the science zoo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You are certain, I'm fine, you need a therapist? This funny vintage design is just the right gift to show your fellow human beings that they have to go to the therapist.
Therapy Therapist Shrinker Psychotherapist Card
by Monstershirts
$5.00 $6.00
Kyoto Bar Sign (Kanji reads: Saki / Alcohol) beer kicks brain Card
by TheDisneyElite1955
$5.00 $6.00