Cap Cards
Description: An official macro-financial acquisition audit, tracking a high-velocity academic deployment where the operator's primary mission vector of acquiring a premium institutional degree asset inadvertently triggered a secondary, long-term retention subroutine consisting entirely of compounding fiscal liability and massive debt accumulation.
I CAME FOR THE DEGREE AND STAYED FOR THE DEBT Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Toothpick still in his teeth, cap a little more sun-bleached than red at this point — this is what showing up every day for thirty years looks like. Part of aswIDN, The Human Condition collection. Some men just wear the miles better.
Grizzled Trucker Skull Bearded Portrait Vintage Art Card
by aswIDN Archives
$5.00 $6.00
Description: An official high-velocity demographic welcoming protocol, acknowledging a newly certified human asset who has successfully completed their institutional data-loading sequence to claim a premium degree asset, simultaneously executing an immediate, mandatory onboarding routine into the macro-economic zero-income workforce sector.
SAY HELLO TO THE NEWEST UNEMPLOYED DEGREE HOLDER Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Find the perfect fire department gnome kawaii for your home or garden. Add some whimsy to your fire department with a kawaii gnome. Show your support for your local firefighters with a kawaii gnome. A kawaii gnome is the perfect way to show your support for your local fire department. Add some fun and whimsy to your fire department with a kawaii gnome.
Description: Vibing design for trendy listeners. Energetic graphic embodies confident, modern style. Express yourself with this unique visual statement.
Listen Up Rizzlers This Sigma Has 67 Aura Energy No Cap Card
by LEBYA MALHA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show everyone your true post-graduation priorities with this hilarious academic design! Depicting a graduation cap and rolled diploma resting peacefully on a soft pillow, it asks the important question "I Graduated Can I Go Back To Bed Now." Perfect for high school grads, college students, seniors, and sleep lovers. A fantastic graduation gift to celebrate the end of exams, late-night studying, and finally getting some rest.
I Graduated Can I Go Back To Bed Now Funny Student Diploma Pillow Graduation Humor Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A skeletal figure wearing a teal baseball cap and a gray jacket holds two flaming torches, one in each hand. The skeleton is smoking a cigarette. The figure is adorned with a spider web design and small starbursts. At the bottom, there is a border of yellow and white flowers with green leaves.
Description: A central skeletal figure wearing a baseball cap and a jacket, holding two flaming torches with crossed bones. The figure has flaming eyes and a cigarette in its mouth. It is framed by a border of yellow and white flowers, green leaves, and yellow and white stars on a black background.
Skeleton with Flaming Eyes and Torches Surrounded by Flowers Card
by chasingvisions
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A stylized representation showing the back of a person wearing a white baseball jersey with red and blue trim. The jersey displays the word "Braves" in cursive script and the number "98" in red block letters. Blue jeans are visible below the jersey. Large red letters spelling "BRAVES" are positioned behind the person.
Description: A cartoon-style boy character wearing a blue conductor's cap, overalls, and a red bandana around his neck. He holds a red and yellow lantern in his left hand. Below the character, the text "What's Your Function?" is displayed in white sans-serif font.
Boy with Lantern "What's Your Function?" Card
by didit artwork pangestu
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon depiction of a young Japanese schoolgirl in a blue uniform, blue pleated skirt, and black socks, running assertively. She holds a yellow flag on a stick in her right hand and wears a white cap with Japanese characters "米大","藤". A red ribbon is tied around her neck. Vertical white Japanese text "法ののるの" is displayed on a bright pink background next to her. The imagery is set against a contrasting black background with abstract white shapes.
