Captain Cards
Description: "Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.
Description: Funny gift idea for a Captain of a Boat or a Pontoon. Funny Boating Apparel for a boat captain boasting a funny statement that reads I'm the Captain My Boat My Rules and makes an essential item to go in your bag if you are heading on a boating trip. Funny lake shirt, Funny Boating Anchor Shirt. Perfect Gift or Shirt for the Captain of the boat, Yachting, Sailing, Fishing Boats, Fishermen, Pontoons, Party Boats, River and Lake, Wakeboarding Water Ski Boats, boat lovers t shirt, Captain t shirt. SHIRTBUBBLE Designs are perfect Christmas gifts, Birthday presents or anytime gifts for all. Also check out our phone cases, pillows, wall art, cool mugs, tshirts, other apparel, stickers, notebooks, tote bags and much more.
Description: The Justice Friends consists of Major Glory, The Infraggable Krunk, and Valhallen, who are all roommates living in an apartment complex called Muscular Arms. Most of the adventures of The Justice Friends deal with the three trying to balance out their superhero adventures while just trying to keep their composure having to adjust to their living arrangement. Most of these adventures play out like a sitcom along with a laugh track, used in a satirical manner.
Description: This vintage-style design features a classic "Motor Boat Captain" in bold retro lettering, paired with a nostalgic illustration of an old-school motorboat slicing through the waves. The captain, complete with sunglasses and windblown hair, exudes timeless cool and nautical charm. Muted tones and distressed textures give the artwork that sun-faded, well-loved look—perfect for lake lovers, boating enthusiasts, or anyone who dreams of life at full throttle on open water. Whether you're the actual captain or just act like one, this design brings big vintage energy and smooth sailing vibes. Hop aboard—grab your “Motor Boat Captain” gear and cruise in retro style!
Description: Captain Howdy aka Pazuzu from The Exorcist. If you love The Exorcist and the awesome demon who takes possession of Linda Blair, Pazuzu or Captain Howdy, then this design is for you! Featuring the creepy face of Pazuzu or Captain Howdy in white on any darker shade, this design is perfect for any occasion although Halloween might be one of the best bets. Give as a gift to anyone who loves horror films and demons! The Power of Christ compels you!
Description: If you're into boating on the lake, river or ocean -- whether that's a sailboat, yacht, speedboat, or pontoon -- then this cool boat captain shirt is just for you! Featuring a distressed design, this boating tshirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the pirate captain in your life.
