Client Cards
I Can’t Tonight I Have to Enjoy My Mortgage Funny New House Gift Closing Card
by adil shop
$5.00 $6.00
I Can’t Tonight, I Have to Enjoy My Mortgage Funny New House Gift Closing Card
by adil shop
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Would Have Quit Already But My Trainer Scares Me Funny Fitness Workout Humor. Perfect for gym enthusiasts, personal trainer clients, and anyone who loves relatable workout sayings.
I Would Have Quit Already But My Trainer Scares Me Funny Fitness Workout Gym Card
by mallilo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: He's making a list, he's checking it twice! No, not Santa Claus, we're talking about Donald Trump's best buddy Jeffrey Epstein! I wonder who's on the list??? This funny design makes a great gift for the anti-Trump Democrat on your list.
Epstein Making a List, Checking it Twice! White Text Anti-Trump Epstein Files Conspiracy Christmas Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Card
by Spatula City
$5.00 $6.00
Description: In July 2025, public outrage erupted after Donald Trump and his allies failed to release the so-called "Epstein list"—a supposed roster of powerful individuals linked to Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. For years, Trump had hinted that he would expose this list if re-elected or returned to influence, claiming he would “drain the swamp.” But now, both Republicans and Democrats are furious. MAGA loyalists are accusing Trump of betrayal and hypocrisy, even going as far as burning MAGA hats online. Meanwhile, Democrats are seizing the moment, pointing out that Trump appears to be protecting the very elites he once promised to expose.
Description: A bold text graphic with 'I'M THE' and 'TRAINER' in white, 'PERSONAL' and 'CLIENT' in red, and 'YOU'RE THE' crossed out in red. Bottom reads 'VICTIM!' in white. Uses blocky, distressed font style.
I'm The Personal Trainer You're The Client Victim Card
by EONGJE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: In July 2025, public outrage erupted after Donald Trump and his allies failed to release the so-called "Epstein list"—a supposed roster of powerful individuals linked to Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. For years, Trump had hinted that he would expose this list if re-elected or returned to influence, claiming he would “drain the swamp.” But now, both Republicans and Democrats are furious. MAGA loyalists are accusing Trump of betrayal and hypocrisy, even going as far as burning MAGA hats online. Meanwhile, Democrats are seizing the moment, pointing out that Trump appears to be protecting the very elites he once promised to expose.
Description: Software developer hourly rate. A funny pricing chart for developers who charge extra if you watch, “help,” or tell them how to do their job. Perfect for software engineers, freelance developers, programmers, web developers, and IT contractors who are tired of unsolicited advice. A great gift for coworkers, freelancers, tech lovers, and friends who love programmer humor and developer culture.
Software Developer Hourly Rate Funny Programmer Pricing Chart Design Card
by Velveteen Contour Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work In Customer Service... The Customers Will Train You! Customer Service Professional Work Humor. Ideal Customer Support Employee Gift. Service Industry Coworker Sarcasm.
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work In Customer Service... The Customers Will Train You! Customer Service Professional Work Humor Coworker Gift Card
by WELD LKARYAN
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Don't Make Me Use My Customer Service Voice. This professional humor is for customer service representatives, call center agents, and service industry workers.
Don't Make Me Use My Customer Service Voice Customer Support Professional Card
by WELD LKARYAN
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny project management artwork featuring a kaiju-style monster covered in sticky notes with the phrase “Scope Creep Kaiju, Estimated Harmless.” Perfect for project managers, developers, software teams, IT workers, office humor fans, corporate teams, and anyone who has watched a small request turn into a monster.
Description: One more revision... and another... and another. This humorous illustration perfectly captures the endless revision cycle every graphic designer, UI/UX designer, freelancer, and creative professional knows too well. A perfect gift for designers, digital artists, and anyone working with demanding clients.
Description: This design captures the humor of the hairdresser profession for hairstylists and beauty professionals with the saying "You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Be A Hairdresser... The Clients Will Train You!"
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Be A Hairdresser... The Clients Will Train You! Hairdresser Humor Hair Stylist Card
by WELD LKARYAN
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Therapist humor meets Halloween in this hand drawn ghost design reminding everyone not to ghost their therapist. Bold white lettering and outlined cartoon spirits create a playful mental health message for therapists, counselors, psychology students, therapy clients, and mental health advocates. This therapist humor artwork brings together spooky season fun, therapy awareness, and encouragement to keep meaningful appointments and conversations going.
Dont Ghost Your Therapist Halloween Therapist Humor Ghosts Card
by Greenboy Suitable
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Customer Service Week 2026 shirt featuring a smiling kawaii coffee mug in a headset giving a thumbs up. Made for call center agents, client care teams, help desk staff and receptionists. A great gift for Customer Service Week in October, team outfits and office parties. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.
Customer Service Week 2026 Cute Coffee Mug Headset Appreciation Card
by TrendyLand
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Just when you thought the project was finished... "One more revision." This funny monster perfectly captures the endless cycle of client feedback that every designer, illustrator, developer, and freelancer knows all too well. A great gift for creative professionals who survive on coffee, patience, and Ctrl+Z.
Description: Tired of clients paying you in "exposure" and empty gratitude? This bold "Don't Thank Me. Pay Me." retro comic design is the ultimate uniform for freelancers, graphic designers, independent contractors, and sales hustlers who know their worth. Featuring a vintage risograph-style illustration with dollar-sign eyes and offset typography, it's the perfect sarcastic gift for gig economy workers or anyone tired of corporate runarounds.
Description: A retro-style illustration of a barber with glasses meticulously cutting a client's hair with scissors and a comb. The client wears a cape with a black and white abstract pattern. A speech bubble above the client reads "Boleh Uap?". Gold splatters and dripping black ink enhance the composition.
