Clock Cards
002 No Extra Time Necessary Baseball Card
by Devils Duo Podcast
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This surreal design features a character with a clock face wearing a brown coat alongside a muscular fantasy creature with green hair and red skin, surrounded by pumpkin pies. Perfect for fans of whimsical fantasy and unique imaginative scenes.
Surreal Clock Face and Fantasy Creature with Pumpkin Pies Card
by Neelydirt pattern
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny dog lover design featuring a sleepy dog ready to wake you up at the crack of dawn with the message “He’s an Alarm Clock That You Can’t Snooze,” especially at 5:00 AM on a Sunday. Perfect for dog parents who know that weekends mean absolutely nothing to a dog that is ready for breakfast, walks, attention, or playtime.
My Dog Doesn’t Understand What Weekend Means Card
by ShatteredZ
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your passion for education with this trendy "In My Teacher Era" aesthetic design! This artwork beautifully captures the essence of teacher life, featuring classic school supplies such as a graduation cap, reading glasses, a classic world globe, a fresh red apple resting on a stack of colorful books, a school backpack, a calculator, a cup of pencils, and a vintage twin-bell alarm clock. Whether you are a proud new graduate entering the teaching profession, a student teacher, or a veteran educator heading back to school, this retro-inspired design is the perfect way to celebrate your journey.
In My Teacher Era Back To School Vintage Educator Supplies Card
by Drusillack
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A whimsical vintage clock character with expressive eyes, numbered teeth, and the unmistakable charm of a surreal children’s‑show stage prop. Bold shapes, playful features, and a toy‑like personality give this timekeeper a quirky, nostalgic presence that feels straight out of an imaginative puppet world. Clean vector lines and retro styling make it both strange and endearing.. a perfect blend of cheerful oddity and classic kitsch.
80s Clocky Surreal Retro Clock Mascot Puppet‑Prop Timekeeper Card
by StudioPM71
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A sarcastic morning humor design featuring a grumpy early bird, hot coffee, a ringing alarm clock, and the line “I Got Up Early — There Was No Worm.” This playful parody of the classic saying is a strong fit for bird lovers, coffee fans, and anyone who is definitely not a morning person. Why buyers may love it: - funny early bird joke - grumpy bird character with messy feathers - coffee and alarm clock details add personality - great for morning sarcasm and everyday humor - easy to wear on shirts, hoodies, and gifts
I Got Up Early There Was No Worm Funny Grumpy Bird Design Card
by mido design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Countdown Is Over! A bold vintage basketball design featuring a shattered countdown clock, basketball, gears, springs and explosive comic-style details. Perfect for basketball players, fans, coaches and anyone who loves retro sports artwork. Great for game day, training, streetwear and basketball gifts.
The Countdown Is Over Basketball Vintage Retro Design Card
by ELVARA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold horror-lettering design featuring the "Night Shift Supervisor: Coven Division" quote with a crescent moon, an antique clock striking midnight, and a purple witch hat. A fun gift for anyone who runs the graveyard shift with authority this Halloween. Perfect for couples costumes, trick-or-treat nights, and spooky season parties.
Night Shift Supervisor: Coven Division - Funny Halloween Witch Design Card
by SmashYou Warllow
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold horror-lettering design featuring the playful "I'm With The Witch Tonight, Single by Midnight" quote in dripping green slime text, with a witch hat, a midnight clock, and a spiderweb. A fun gift for anyone treating this Halloween fling as strictly one night only. Perfect for couples costumes, trick-or-treat nights, and spooky season parties.
I'm With The Witch Tonight, Single by Midnight - Funny Halloween Quote Card
by SmashYou Warllow
$5.00 $6.00
Born to Dilly Dally Forced to Lock in Silly Cat Meme Card
by Drawinng
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Dive into a surreal dreamscape with this Weirdcore Three Eyed Rabbit illustration, perfect for fans of a dark aesthetic. This psychedelic trippy design features a mystical top-hat-wearing bunny holding a teapot amidst strange mushrooms and melting clocks. Ideal for anyone drawn to alternative, gothic, and wonderland-inspired art.
Weirdcore Three Eyed Rabbit Dark Aesthetic and Psychedelic Trippy Design Card
by PopArtyParty
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny back to school design featuring a cute classroom clock, colorful letters, school supplies, and playful teacher humor for the new school year.
Here We Go Again Teacher Back To School Clock Shirt Card
by sumikoric
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This striking digital oil painting captures the historic grandeur of the Ellen Clarke Bertrand Library at Bucknell University. Rendered in a bold, textured impasto style with thick, expressive brushstrokes, the artwork prominently features the library's iconic clock tower and Colonial Revival brick facade. Billowing dynamically in the background is a stylized American flag emblazoned with "USA," adding a powerful patriotic energy to the composition. Framed by bold, varsity-style typography reading "Bucknell University" and "Bertrand Library," this vibrant graphic seamlessly blends academic heritage with classic Americana art.
Bucknell University Bertrand Library Oil Painting Art V2 Card
by CapricornX Artist
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).
Statistically, the main reason for divorce is getting married Card
by Weirdyan
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).
Description: Today's Work Policy: Mind My Own Business. Help Absolutely Nobody. Save My Energy. Clock Out On Time. No Exceptions. A bold distressed checklist design in white on black, finally putting the unofficial workplace policy most of us already follow into an official-looking format. For every employee, coworker, and remote worker who has perfected the art of minding their own business and clocking out exactly on time.
Today's Work Policy Mind My Own Business No Exceptions Funny Office Coworker Humor Card
by Jim fako
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Designed for office workers coworkers employees men and women who value personal boundaries and work life balance humor. Ideal for casual daily wear office parties coworker gifts remote workers and anyone with a strict clock out policy
Today's Work Policy Mind My Own Business No Exceptions Funny Office Coworker Humor Card
by Jim fako
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Slovak pride energy (heart of Europe). Bratislava castle wanderer (Danube views). Tatra mountain soul (small but mighty). Wooden church explorer (Carpathian gems). Folk architecture vibes (painted village). Vlkolínec village charm (UNESCO log homes). Slovak honey bear (sweet tooth). Cuckoo clock magic (folk musicians). Slivovica toast life (plum brandy). Folklore festival energy (ribbons + song).
Description: Slovak pride energy (heart of Europe). Bratislava castle wanderer (Danube views). Tatra mountain soul (small but mighty). Wooden church explorer (Carpathian gems). Folk architecture vibes (painted village). Vlkolínec village charm (UNESCO log homes). Slovak honey bear (sweet tooth). Cuckoo clock magic (folk musicians). Slivovica toast life (plum brandy). Folklore festival energy (ribbons + song).
Description: Slovak pride energy (heart of Europe). Bratislava castle wanderer (Danube views). Tatra mountain soul (small but mighty). Wooden church explorer (Carpathian gems). Folk architecture vibes (painted village). Vlkolínec village charm (UNESCO log homes). Slovak honey bear (sweet tooth). Cuckoo clock magic (folk musicians). Slivovica toast life (plum brandy). Folklore festival energy (ribbons + song).
Description: Slovak pride energy (heart of Europe). Bratislava castle wanderer (Danube views). Tatra mountain soul (small but mighty). Wooden church explorer (Carpathian gems). Folk architecture vibes (painted village). Vlkolínec village charm (UNESCO log homes). Slovak honey bear (sweet tooth). Cuckoo clock magic (folk musicians). Slivovica toast life (plum brandy). Folklore festival energy (ribbons + song).
Description: Slovak pride energy (heart of Europe). Bratislava castle wanderer (Danube views). Tatra mountain soul (small but mighty). Wooden church explorer (Carpathian gems). Folk architecture vibes (painted village). Vlkolínec village charm (UNESCO log homes). Slovak honey bear (sweet tooth). Cuckoo clock magic (folk musicians). Slivovica toast life (plum brandy). Folklore festival energy (ribbons + song).
Description: Spouse alarm clock (snooze broken). Marriage snark mode daily. Divorce prevention humor (therapist approved). In-law evasion tactics (holiday survival). Couch fort engineer (responsible adult? no). Forever maybe vibe (commitment issues). Wedding speech nightmare (awkward memories). Annoyance tolerance specialist (Olympic level). Love is a chore (but okay). Bedtime Olympics gold (who falls first).