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Description: A science fiction book by H.G. Wells that was originally published in hardcover in 1898. It is a classic tale of the conflict between the human race and extraterrestrials.
The War of the Worlds, Early Book Cover Card
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
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If you can read this, you're too close - introvert 4 white on black Card
by Marlene Wagenhofer
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If you don't step out No matter how close you are, you can't reach it. Card
by CapricornX Artist
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Description: Design features bold, white athletic-style typography that delivers a playfully sarcastic punchline: "**SOMETIMES, WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, I CAN'T SEE**." Rendered in a clean, blocky font across three stacked lines, the minimalist design uses deadpan, obvious humor to create a lighthearted and witty statement piece perfect for casual wear or funny everyday quotes.
Buster Keaton Quotes: "Tragedy Is A Close-Up; Comedy, A Long Shot" Card
by PLAYDIGITAL2020
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Description: If you can read this, you're too close. Blackletter warning for introverts. WitchingHour.JP original.
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Introvert Funny Card
by WitchingHourJP
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Description: If you're quarantining or are an anti social person than this is the perfect gift item! Get it for introverts or anyone that has a funny sense of humor and avoids people at all costs! Being socially distant isn't a one time thing it's a lifestyle! This hilarious gift item is perfect for anyone who is introverted.
Funny Social Distancing Gifts Under Quarantine Six Feet Away Card
by Trendy_Designs
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Description: Have you ever wondered what an Ancient Astronaut Theorist would say? Well, if you've ever watched the show Ancient Aliens, you know that they always say yes.
Ancient Astronaut Theorists, Say Yes. (Dark) Card
by UnimaginationStation
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Description: Funny you read my shirt that's enough social interaction, you read my t shirt that's enough social, you read my shirt shirt
Funny you read my shirt that's enough social interaction, you read my t shirt that's enough social Card
by TotaSaid
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Description: After the Civil War, the U.S. government struggled to find a place for its Black troops in a smaller postwar Army. In 1866, the Army decided to form the 9th and 10th Cavalry and 24th and 25th Infantry Regiments to replace the U.S. Colored Troops. Black Americans, many Civil War Veterans and former slaves, signed up to join these regiments. At one point, these Black regiments comprised almost one fifth of the Army. These four regiments distinguished themselves during Westward Expansion—where they became known as “Buffalo Soldiers”—and Spanish-American War.
Description: Design featuring a vivid yellow, distressed horror-style font against a crisp white background, this graphic delivers a humorous punchline with an eerie twist: "**Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I CAN'T SEE**." The jagged, spiky lettering gives the obviously playful statement a thrilling, spooky aesthetic reminiscent of classic Halloween posters, making for a delightfully ironic contrast between spooky design and lighthearted humor.
something-when-i-close-my-eye-i-cant-see-yellow-shine Card
by Emroonboy
$5.00 $6.00
