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If You Can Smell My Fart, You Are Too Close Card
by Dog & Rooster
$5.00 $6.00
Description: My free throw routine? Close my eyes and hope for the best, If only my dribbling was as smooth as my excuses, If missing shots was a sport, I’d be an MVP! I'm the best at making bad passes look interesting. I'm not short, Im just easier to slam dunk on!, i don't need therapy i just need to play basketball funny cat kitten pet and cute quotes
My free throw routine? Close my eyes and hope for the best Card
by Art2Ask
$5.00 $6.00
Description: In 1915 Georg-Günther Freiherr von Forstner, commander of submarine U-28, saw something unusual off the Irish coast. Shortly after torpedoing the British steamer Iberian, something within the sinking vessel exploded. Along with debris from the doomed Iberian a gigantic marine creature was thrown skywards - an animal which the astounded German captain could only liken to a goliath crocodile, and something that sounds very-much like a prehistoric marine reptile such as the 20 meter-long pliosaur Kronosaurus, which was the wolf of the sea 99 million years before the U-Boat came along. Whether there is any truth in this supposed sighting of a prehistoric monster, it certainly captures the imagination and deserves a teeshirt. And so do you!
Description: They beamed down, come in peace & don't want to be locked up at Area fifty 1 in the desert. Foreign being from outer space has landed on Earth. He is either signaling friendly intent or telling you to call him or her on the phone. We can't stop them all. Creature from somewhere in the universe is sporting goatee whiskers with a space craft blasting off to head back to the cosmos. This illegal immigrant arrived to vacation. Great design to wear to the UFO festival in Roswell, NM. Book your reservations now.
Bearded Hipster Surf Alien | Shaka Hang Loose Gesture UFO Card
by JakesRWild
$5.00 $6.00
Description: 90s lovers and X-files fans will dig this neon pastel print featuring an alien ufo hovering over the Mayan.
The Truth Is Out There X-files Alien UFO Mayan Print Card
by bigkidult
$5.00 $6.00
Don't Stand So Close To Me / Minimalist Graphic Artwork Design Card
by saudade
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Fed up with your theatre director or stage director constantly changing your lines or how you say them? Let them know you have the talent to go off book and improv! So for the last time what's my line again? Makes a funny theatre gift for any actor or actress to wear to rehearsals or acting class!
Chael Sonnen ''I Can't Let You Get Close'' Wanderlei Silva TUF Card
by MMAMerch
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You may not be perfect but as you are from Wales you are pretty close to being perfect. A funny design for any Welsh people who love their country.
Nobody's Perfect But When You're From Wales You're Pretty Close Card
by Welsh Jay
$5.00 $6.00
You can't buy happiness but you can buy Cookies, and that's pretty close Card
by DesignWood Atelier
$5.00 $6.00
Alien Day of the Dead Mask Card
by Curwin Graphic Image Company
$5.00 $6.00
