Coffee Maker Cards
Description: A steaming coffee cup sits beside a tape measure, a handsaw and a plank cut into three crooked pieces, all framed in a vintage workshop-sign border under the arched lettering "Measure Twice. Caffeinate Once. Cut Three Times." Rustic, funny and built for anyone whose projects run on coffee and optimistic math. A fun pick for woodworkers, carpenters, DIYers, makers, and anyone who has recut the same board.
Measure Twice Caffeinate Once Cut Three Times Funny Woodworker Carpenter Coffee Lover Vintage Workshop Sign Tape Measure Saw Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This chaos cat design is perfect for anyone with a rebellious streak and a love for mischievous felines and coffee. Featuring a wide-eyed black cat aggressively overturning a coffee mug, surrounded by spilled coffee and beans, alongside the bold, distressed text 'I REGRET NOTHING.', it perfectly captures defiant humor. Ideal for cat owners and coffee enthusiasts who appreciate a bit of morning chaos and attitude, this artwork brings a dark aesthetic and sarcastic vibe to your day. Celebrate your inner mischief maker with this unique illustration.
Description: A technical blueprint diagram of a coffee maker. The main body of the coffee maker is shown with various labels and measurements including '2900', '2600', '36"', '336°', '2400', and '2000'. Text annotations like 'Prelonue Bpage', 'Pepletie', 'Padce Brice', 'Parwen', and 'Tamidt' are visible. The top reads 'BIALETTI MOKA Luigi de Ponti, Patented Sept. 27, 1933'. Additional views of the base and a cross-section are included.
BIALETTI MOKA Luigi de Ponti Sept. 27, 1933 Blueprint Card
by DORI STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Christmas Moka Coffee Maker With Lantern and Cozy Mug Card
by Penda
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Powerful gorilla holding a wrench and studying a technical blueprint surrounded by gears and machine parts — big brain, big job, big coffee. A bold gift for mechanical engineers, mechanics, machinists, and hard-working makers who love figuring out how everything works.
Hang On Let Me Reverse Engineer This Funny Gorilla Engineer Card
by Dfamilyss
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A white-line technical blueprint dissects a coffee cup with callouts like "Caffeine Reservoir Max." and "Total Cut Length: 3 x Cuts (Variable)," above a title block reading "Measure Twice. Caffeinate Once. Cut Three Times." Dry, nerdy and built for anyone whose projects run on coffee and optimistic math. A fun pick for woodworkers, carpenters, DIYers, engineers, and anyone who has recut the same board.
Measure Twice Caffeinate Once Cut Three Times Funny Woodworker Carpenter Blueprint Coffee Cup Technical Drawing Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Moka pot, coffee, housewarming gift, dining room, wall hanging, kitchen, italian coffee maker, espresso machine, mocha
Moka pot, coffee, housewarming gift, dining room, wall hanging, kitchen, italian coffee maker, espresso machine, mocha Card
by RosalisArt
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A close-up, realistic rendering of a silver stovetop coffee maker heating on a gas burner with blue flames. Above the coffee maker, stylized smoke rises. The text "Coffee is my Hobby" is displayed in a cursive font at the top, and the brand name "BIALETTI" appears twice on the coffee maker.
Bakery heart design / baking lover gift / baking mom / bakery lover present Card
by Anodyle
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Knitting Knitter Coffee Powered By Knitting And Coffee: This item showcases a unique blend of hobbies for enthusiasts. It is perfect for expressing your passions for yarn crafts and caffeinated beverages.
Knitting Knitter Coffee Powered By Knitting And Coffee Card
by SugarCore
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The ultimate setup for a perfect morning brew! This detailed flat-design illustration showcases a classic home espresso machine, complete with a top hopper filled with coffee beans, control buttons, a pressure gauge, a portafilter actively pouring fresh espresso into a ceramic cup, and a wooden tamper hanging on the side. With its clean aesthetic and warm, moody tones on a black background, this graphic is a must-have for home baristas, specialty coffee geeks, espresso lovers, and cafe regulars. An excellent gift choice to show off your passion for the art of coffee extraction!
Classic Espresso Machine Barista Brewing Coffee Card
by Koffiecloth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Testing Meetings Caffeinating Repeat - Psychologist School Psychology Funny Gift
Testing Meetings Caffeinating Repeat - Psychologist School Psychology Funny Gift Card
by ciacai.lab
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold espresso graphic featuring “PRESSURE MAKES PERFECTION” with a precise double-shot extraction beneath a portafilter. Designed for espresso enthusiasts and baristas who understand the precision, pressure, and craft behind a great shot.
PRESSURE MAKES PERFECTION Espresso Barista Coffee Card
by Bian Byte
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A strong coffee-themed design featuring “EARNED NOT GIVEN” alongside a portafilter and rich espresso extraction. Perfect for home baristas and espresso enthusiasts who take pride in developing their brewing skills.
EARNED NOT GIVEN Espresso Barista Coffee Lover Card
by Bian Byte
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon scene featuring a crying, sweating coffee bean wearing a coffee dripper on its head. The bean holds a red mug with a tea bag steeping inside. To the left is a silver Moka pot, and to the right is a silver drip coffee maker. The coffee bean has a distressed expression.
Sad Coffee Bean With Tea Bag And Moka Pot Card
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
$5.00 $6.00