Computer Nerd Cards
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Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch Card
by Suranyami
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny tech gifts for computer geeks, coding, programming, computer nerd, network technician, engineer, student, men, women, dad, mom, girls, boys, teens, teenagers, and kids. Humor Tech teacher gifts. Software developer gifts. Best sysadmin novelty gift. It's just someone else's computer. Best gifts for tech geeks, a birthday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day. Computer nerd gifts. Fun science geek gifts. Great gifts for techy guys. Cool nerd gifts for him or her. Cloud Storage Tee.
Funny There Is No Cloud Computer Tech Tee Computer Geek Gift Card
by Proficient Tees
$5.00 $6.00
What I say, what people hear funny tech support sysadmin geek nerd Card
by JustBeSatisfied
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Description: Nerdy comic design for anyone who gets angry at their computer and wants to start hacking it like a log of wood – Ninja style! This artwork makes a great Christmas present or birthday gift idea for nerds, geeks, hackers and people who have a love hate relationship with computers or like Ninjas and comics.
Description: Fry’s Electronics was an American big-box store chain headquartered in Silicon Valley. Fry’s retailed software, consumer electronics, household appliances, cosmetics, tools, toys, accessories, magazines, technical books, and computer hardware. Fry’s had in-store computer repair and custom computer building services. Fry’s began with one store in Sunnyvale, California, which expanded to 34 stores in nine states at its peak in 2019. Because Fry’s stores were enormous, stocking a wide range of each product category, they were popular with electronics and computer hobbyists and professionals. Almost all of their stores carried a theme that was more than just decor, but built into the architecture of the building, using themes ranging from an Az
Description: This cool t-shirt is the perfect gift to a geek friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves cats and sarcasm. Featuring a cute and nerd cat with the phrase Cybercats Only. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.
Description: This frog is very cyversecurity aware and uses multi frog authentication to protect his accounts, if you don't have any spare frogs lying around you could try multi factor authentication instead
Cybersecurity frog uses multi frog authentication Card
by empressbat's emporium - DemystifyCyber
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The computer says no. A chunky retro desktop with a red NO on the screen, for everyone who has been told the system won't allow it. A funny nerd quote for IT support, help desk staff, programmers and anyone who works with unhelpful software.
Computer Says No Retro Nerd IT Support Help Desk Humor Card
by stylecomfy
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Incredible Universe was the name of a chain of consumer electronics stores in the early to mid '90s that were a joint venture between Tandy Corporation and Trans World Entertainment. A typical store was 185,000 square feet of sales floor and warehouse, stocking around 85,000 items. The store's borrowed philosophies from theme parks with retail departments being "scenes," employees were "cast members," customers were "guests,"and so forth. The stores featured a large rotunda area with a stage where sales presentations, product demonstrations, autograph signings, and musical acts could perform. Retail departments (software, music and video, and accessories) were accessible from the rotunda, making it a hub of sorts for the store.
Description: This awesome nerdy USB & Floppy Disk design is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and an interest in funny USB and computer themed jokes! Great for geeks & nerds who would find this floppy disk pun hilarious! For anyone who's been looking to find some cute and funny nerdy gifts for someone in their life who has nostalgia about the good old days - this awesome USB I Am Your Father design is the perfect one!
Funny Floppy Disk I Am Your Father Noooooo! USB Card
by The Perfect Presents
$5.00 $6.00