Condiments Cards
Description: A commission I did for a really cool lady who wanted a big wild, colorful painting for a big wall in her stairway. When I finished, it was too big to put in my car so I stretched it in her living room. LOL She wanted the marigold yellow because it matched a really gorgeous leather chair & ottoman. She said the trombone player looked just like her friend who is a trombone player. I love this business it's so amazing. Acrylic on 50x72x1.5 canvas
Description: This funny design features a surprised cucumber standing in shock next to a jar of sliced pickles. A perfect mix of food humor and quirky cartoon style! Great for anyone who loves cucumbers, pickles, or enjoys silly and lighthearted artwork. An awesome gift idea for foodies, veggie fans, and humor lovers who want something unique on shirts, mugs, or stickers.
A Vintage Travel Illustration of Dijon - France Card
by TheGoodOldVintage
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Introducing the only hot sauce bold enough to feature Godzilla on the label. Mid‑roar, mid‑rampage, and mid‑realizing he’s out of snacks. This parody looks like it came straight off a Huy Fong Sriracha shelf… if that shelf had just been punted across the Pacific by a 300‑foot reptile. Adds the perfect amount of heat to your food, if by “perfect,” we mean “the approximate temperature of a melted city block.” Turns any meal into a disaster movie. Slap this spoof‑label bottle on your counter and watch guests ask, “Is that… Godzilla?” Yes. Yes it is. And he’s judging your spice tolerance.
Description: You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet. You are the light of the world. A city on a hill cannot be hidden. Nor do people light a lamp and put it under a basket, but on a stand, and it gives light to all in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before others, so that they may see your good works and give glory to your Father who is in heaven. Matthew 5:13-16
