Contract Cards
Description: This detailed woodcut-style design illustrates four foaming wooden ale mugs resting on a tavern table around an official quest contract stamped with a skull wax seal. Anchored by golden coins and scroll flourishes, the vintage lettering reads "We Accept Quests From Strangers." With its intricate engraving aesthetic, this graphic is ideal for tabletop roleplayers, dungeon masters, and tavern-crawling campaign adventurers.
We Accept Quests From Strangers Vintage Tavern Table Art Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap – dirty jobs for a low price! We are the guys for the tough work! You do not want to get your hands dirty? Gangsters do the job for you. Discreet and cheap!
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Heavy Metal / Hard Rock / Black) Card
by MrFaulbaum
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Sign Here - Billionaires Own You, Paperwork Included Every contract has a clause nobody reads. This Puff Sumo typographic design makes it the poster: BILLIONAIRES OWN YOU in monumental black capitals, then a tiny typewriter line underneath, TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY, like the legalese stapled to the back of your life. The scale contrast does the arguing. OWN YOU fills the page; the paperwork whispers. Sign here, initial here, give up your leverage there. Made for readers of liability waivers, renters, gig workers, and anyone who has ever signed first and read later. Billionaires own you, and it is legally binding in spirit. Giant type, tiny type, one clear message. Original design by Puff Sumo.
Description: Sign Here - Billionaires Own You, Paperwork Included (Dark Version) Every contract has a clause nobody reads. This Puff Sumo typographic design makes it the poster: BILLIONAIRES OWN YOU in monumental black capitals, then a tiny typewriter line underneath, TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY, like the legalese stapled to the back of your life. The scale contrast does the arguing. OWN YOU fills the page; the paperwork whispers. Sign here, initial here, give up your leverage there. Made for readers of liability waivers, renters, gig workers, and anyone who has ever signed first and read later. Billionaires own you, and it is legally binding in spirit. Giant type, tiny type, one clear message. Original design by Puff Sumo.
Sign Here - Billionaires Own You, Paperwork Included (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For the travel nurses who pack up, move on, and learn a new EMR every three months. A funny and relatable design for contract nurses living the gypsy life. Great gift for travelers, new traveling nurses, and anyone who has ever asked “where’s the supply room?”
Travel Nurse 13 Weeks New Hospital Same Chaos Funny Nurse Card
by Buggy D Clown
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Ethereum is an open-source, public, blockchain-based distributed computing platform featuring smart contract (scripting) functionality. It provides a decentralized Turing-complete virtual machine, the Ethereum Virtual Machine (EVM), which can execute scripts using an international network of public nodes.
Description: John Locke was an English philosopher, widely regarded as one of the most influential of Enlightenment thinkers and commonly known as the "Father of Liberalism". He argued that individuals possess natural rights to life, liberty, and property that exist prior to the formation of any government. Locke's ideas profoundly influenced the American Revolution and the development of liberal thought. He argued that all people naturally inherit these rights, and governments exist only to protect them. This idea deeply shaped modern democracy and Western political thought.
