Count Cards
Description: Indulge in all your favorite holiday treats without an ounce of guilt! This fun monochromatic retro illustration features a cute, chubby raccoon wearing a cozy Santa hat, happily holding a giant frosted donut with a bite taken out of it and a candy cane. Framed by bold vintage typography and retro script reading "CHRISTMAS CALORIES Don't Count," it brings together hilarious foodie humor, trash panda charm, and holiday cheer. An excellent choice for raccoon lovers, foodies, baking enthusiasts, holiday partygoers, and anyone who loves indulging during Christmas dinner. A fantastic holiday gift, secret Santa present, or stocking stuffer!
Description: An illustration of a raccoon holding up a barbell, rendered in orange silhouette. The text 'I SWEAR MY PERSONAL TRAINER CAN'T COUNT' is arranged in a semicircle above and below the raccoon, matching the orange color scheme.
I SWEAR MY PERSONAL TRAINER CAN'T COUNT Raccoon Barbell Card
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Indulge in all your favorite holiday treats without an ounce of guilt! This fun monochromatic retro illustration features a cute, chubby raccoon wearing a cozy Santa hat, happily holding a giant frosted donut with a bite taken out of it and a candy cane. Framed by bold vintage typography and retro script reading "CHRISTMAS CALORIES Don't Count," it brings together hilarious foodie humor, trash panda charm, and holiday cheer. An excellent choice for raccoon lovers, foodies, baking enthusiasts, holiday partygoers, and anyone who loves indulging during Christmas dinner. A fantastic holiday gift, secret Santa present, or stocking stuffer!
If It's Fishy I Will Sniffy Shirt, Vampire Count Cartoon Card
by sarmento
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Provocative Body Count artwork featuring a masked Uncle Sam-inspired figure holding a revolver alongside the phrase "Will Kill For Money". Combining hardcore metal, rap metal, and street-inspired imagery, the design reflects the band's confrontational style and socially charged visual identity.
Body Count – Will Kill For Money Vintage Metal Artwork Card
by Renascentstore
$5.00 $6.00